4640 pts ยท April 25, 2016
I like stuff. I do stuff. Most of it is pretty fktup.
Actually, it's apples and bulldozers, bro. Compare much? Sheesh.
"To infinity and beyond. Make it so!" - Gohan
Just gonna forget I was here tonight.
No selfies, damn it!
Burgerking Covergirl...pretty sure that describes about 80% of the women in Ohio.
Yeah, Pearl Harbor wasn't a motivator at all. That one we just shrugged off.
Oh the awkward stories about how Doggy McDogface used to lick my balls before I cut them off and reattached them. Much explain. So confuse.
Surprise Morty, you're a field agent now! We'll process your transfer from accounting immediately. You're on the agency dental plan, right?"
Bitch, you need to go eat a fucking bucket of swimming pool chlorine tablets. Teeth so dark the LAPD is having mother fuckin' flashbacks.
No worries. Enjoy.
Feel free to abuse the term.
Her vagina isn't and I don't want to handle a bag that was anywhere near her plumbing.
Aside from being absolutely fuckable, she's also a great musician.
"Crush man's skull like sparrow egg..."
Terrible tuck job.
He's the 7-11 guy, not the 9-11 guy. Get your shit together. So Sikh and tired of pointing this out.
Faces of Meth: Jersey Shore Edition
That's terrible parenting.
Really diggin' his Donald Duck sailor hat in the last pic.
Old news. They were floating this concept in South Africa years ago. Not sure if the idea...caught fire. Ok, I'll just leave.
Your title suggests a good night either way.
BAAAABYYYYYRUUUUUUTH!!!
Wrong hole
Yeah, exactly.
When she doesn't tell you she's a squirter.
Yeah, that's the inside of a vagina. I'm sure of it. -Science, probably.
As near as science can deduct, this is what the inner workings of a vagina look like.
Stop fucking with your printer and go spend some money in yourself instead. Start with those nails. C'mon, you deserve it, right? Maybe? Ok.
If I remember correctly, it has a hydrophobic coating.
You really know how to plan a date! Did she put out before or after the ketamine kicked in?
Actually, it's apples and bulldozers, bro. Compare much? Sheesh.
"To infinity and beyond. Make it so!" - Gohan
Just gonna forget I was here tonight.
No selfies, damn it!
Burgerking Covergirl...pretty sure that describes about 80% of the women in Ohio.
Yeah, Pearl Harbor wasn't a motivator at all. That one we just shrugged off.
Oh the awkward stories about how Doggy McDogface used to lick my balls before I cut them off and reattached them. Much explain. So confuse.
Surprise Morty, you're a field agent now! We'll process your transfer from accounting immediately. You're on the agency dental plan, right?"
Bitch, you need to go eat a fucking bucket of swimming pool chlorine tablets. Teeth so dark the LAPD is having mother fuckin' flashbacks.
No worries. Enjoy.
Feel free to abuse the term.
Her vagina isn't and I don't want to handle a bag that was anywhere near her plumbing.
Aside from being absolutely fuckable, she's also a great musician.
"Crush man's skull like sparrow egg..."
Terrible tuck job.
He's the 7-11 guy, not the 9-11 guy. Get your shit together. So Sikh and tired of pointing this out.
Faces of Meth: Jersey Shore Edition
That's terrible parenting.
Really diggin' his Donald Duck sailor hat in the last pic.
Old news. They were floating this concept in South Africa years ago. Not sure if the idea...caught fire. Ok, I'll just leave.
Your title suggests a good night either way.
BAAAABYYYYYRUUUUUUTH!!!
Wrong hole
Yeah, exactly.
When she doesn't tell you she's a squirter.
Yeah, that's the inside of a vagina. I'm sure of it. -Science, probably.
As near as science can deduct, this is what the inner workings of a vagina look like.
Stop fucking with your printer and go spend some money in yourself instead. Start with those nails. C'mon, you deserve it, right? Maybe? Ok.
If I remember correctly, it has a hydrophobic coating.
You really know how to plan a date! Did she put out before or after the ketamine kicked in?