Tangomcgee

4640 pts ยท April 25, 2016


I like stuff. I do stuff. Most of it is pretty fktup.

Actually, it's apples and bulldozers, bro. Compare much? Sheesh.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"To infinity and beyond. Make it so!" - Gohan

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just gonna forget I was here tonight.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No selfies, damn it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Burgerking Covergirl...pretty sure that describes about 80% of the women in Ohio.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Pearl Harbor wasn't a motivator at all. That one we just shrugged off.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh the awkward stories about how Doggy McDogface used to lick my balls before I cut them off and reattached them. Much explain. So confuse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprise Morty, you're a field agent now! We'll process your transfer from accounting immediately. You're on the agency dental plan, right?"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bitch, you need to go eat a fucking bucket of swimming pool chlorine tablets. Teeth so dark the LAPD is having mother fuckin' flashbacks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

No worries. Enjoy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feel free to abuse the term.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her vagina isn't and I don't want to handle a bag that was anywhere near her plumbing.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aside from being absolutely fuckable, she's also a great musician.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 15

"Crush man's skull like sparrow egg..."

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Terrible tuck job.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

He's the 7-11 guy, not the 9-11 guy. Get your shit together. So Sikh and tired of pointing this out.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Faces of Meth: Jersey Shore Edition

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's terrible parenting.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Really diggin' his Donald Duck sailor hat in the last pic.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Old news. They were floating this concept in South Africa years ago. Not sure if the idea...caught fire. Ok, I'll just leave.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your title suggests a good night either way.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

BAAAABYYYYYRUUUUUUTH!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wrong hole

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, exactly.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When she doesn't tell you she's a squirter.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 8

Yeah, that's the inside of a vagina. I'm sure of it. -Science, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As near as science can deduct, this is what the inner workings of a vagina look like.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stop fucking with your printer and go spend some money in yourself instead. Start with those nails. C'mon, you deserve it, right? Maybe? Ok.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

If I remember correctly, it has a hydrophobic coating.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You really know how to plan a date! Did she put out before or after the ketamine kicked in?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0