TangledMess

9674 pts ยท January 5, 2014


We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas.

Honestly? I don't really try to be. I am what I am

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Bumble eh? Looks like I've got some googling to do

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*unimaginative. Woops

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

It's the perfect example of tinder - Guy actually puts effort into his replies/Girl gives boring, imaginative one liners. Classic

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 12

Ha, zing

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that like when the pound plummets?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Remember kids, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram. Buy gold!

7 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 0

Jesus, man...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*laugh track*

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Like the shadow king Vs legion. Tickets for the low price of your soul or 2,000,000 lbs of garmonbozia

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

His lizard interior will just relocate to a new host. Him and Soros will transhuman until their spectral AI forms are at fruition

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

Even when it's repeated over and over and over and over again.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Ah no way, I was really hoping for an animated movie or something. That's a shame. Cool though!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

White UK guy here, always done the nod. Down for someone I don't know, up for someone I do. This is NOT a race thing. Stop making it one.

7 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 6

I went on a binge myself, read both trilogies but haven't gotten around to the stand alones yet, read any of them? House harkonnen and stuff

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, you're right. That's why I loved Dune so much I guess haha

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They wouldn't know him, he goes to a different school

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love BSG, Star Trek/Gate, Firefly, Dark Matter etc, but for some reason the first few eps of this didn't hold my attention, stick with it?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In 1999 I closed my eyes to go to sleep, black

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Did he drop her?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

[White Knighting Intensifies]

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I quit drinking and Facebook at the start of the year. I'm not sure which one has done it, but existential breakdowns are at a low!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What's a kife worth?

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

AI #6

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, you're the doctor

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that they think we're shocked at the orangutan defending it's home?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Haven't scanned. The look of "Shit, this was my fault." Is glorious!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have self-scan checkouts at work that are usually free compared to normal ones. We're allowed to tell them they'll have to wait if they >

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0