Talktapus

6011 pts ยท February 29, 2016


Proud of you!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you upgrade, you can take all the way decent pictures.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just kidding. I have no clue how the 85 bears performed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it because the bears are garbage?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Allergic to anything?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't know Peter, meth is a hell of a drug.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boobie tape :the movie.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Carlasaur, I choose you! "what's going on?" "carlasaur, use chlorophyll "" friggin, what is that? Can I even do that? "

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I immediately imagine a carlasaur exchange. Makes me chuckle. Upvote for you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that a message for the high school girls of the world.? Yeah, we remember woody.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ummmm, easily available logo, uploaded at potato quality.? What's the story op?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, you got plenty of upvotes the first time you posted this. Don't be greedy.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I distribute rotten fruit and grain juice to people.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My manager once dropped 5 gallons of marinated onions in the walk in. Still smells like vinegar. Props to my food service peeps.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The village still sits at my 3rd worst movie ever watched. Screw you shamalamalayn. How do you still get work.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got accepted to sing on a karaoke night. Where's my parade.?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It'll come out eventually, just ask yourself if you want to be the cause.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goes well with lasagna. 9 out of 10 garfields agree.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom never even called me by my real first name...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing shall defeat my gay tiger style...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Shut your Goddamn whore mouth.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously. The only thing more frustrating than soloing, is realizing you're a clump, and hearing "justice rains from above"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd nerf that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awful lot of work for one song.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... Congrats?

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just don't get it. You grab Dat ass and don't let go.

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