Hi there! welcome to my bio! yes I'm really a girl, yes I'm on imgur :) I'm a qualified plant pathologist, and am currently a high school biology teacher... Undercover nerd and gamer, semi professional internet lurker, hater of large commercial social medias. Recent escapee from a Chinese fortune cookie factory, I relish being human and doing real human things... wait you're still reading this? here's your gold star for being awesome * :) Feel free to drop me a message, Im happy to chat, send me cute / geeky / sciency stuff!
I had a GSP... Most excellent ratter Ive ever known, right up into his old age with creaky knees and bad eyes he would lazer focus and get straight to business at the word 'Mouse!'
The greatest proof that vaccines work is that people aren't afraid of measles anymore... it was a child killer, and often those it didn't kill bore the affects of it the rest of their lives... after vaccines it became an itchy inconvenience, and we forgot to fear it, we forgot what it used to be...
can someone dub in the car horn? XD
"Im not saying we should kill all the the stupid people, all I'm saying is remove all the warning labels and let nature take its course...'
I can not remember where this is from or who said it... but it lives in my brain rent free...
A device that puts the 'cure' in curiosity...
Apparently they do taste like pheasant or pigeon, but rather tough and stringy... Swan apparently tastes horrible, or even a little fishy (in a bad way)...
I involuntarily flinched at the idea of being hit by a sling-shot marble... ouch...
Where do I apply...
still prefer my head canon that the kitty is trying to protect the family from giant spoder and they are none the wiser and mad at him for wrecking the curtains... :)
Is no-one going to comment on what looks like a giant effin spoder on the bottom corner of the curtain? no? ok...
https://youtu.be/Y2Y5KVtU810
This post... I like it...
Fun fact for you! the 'mini moss' picture is a sporophyte... the mosses spore capsule, the little pod on the end of the stalk will pop open and release spores that grow into more little green fluffy moss plants :)
This is glorious...
a LOT of head and shoulders...
Oh brudder now i feel old! i played this a LOT!! lol!
Very novice DM here... My group is using a novelty telescoping back scratcher lol!
Dude... Wendigoths was right there and you missed it! lol!
I owned a dog that was a bit of a rescue case... she was a lab mix but had been kept very isolated her whole life until i got her, I had to teacher her how to play, and she was TERRIFIED of children, I assume she'd never met little kids until i started to walk and socialize her, and then people just charge up to her and try to grab her ears and tail.... oooooooooh boy....
I now right... It boils my blood when people just let their kids tear up to and paw on peoples pets and service animals, then get all huffy when asked to back off... I always make a point of asking if i may pet...
Blink Muthafugga!
Hello fellow old person with childhood trauma from watching movies like the one you referenced!!
Entirely appropriate response... and thats coming from someone who actually likes spiders!
Thems a Main Coon, squeaky baby voices come as standard issue, its not a bug its a feature! XD
As someone who is ADHD, hates cooking to begin with, needs food to survive, and has generally bad eating habits... Im adopting this!!
Conduct!