Talisign

3059 pts ยท February 25, 2015


Mine did when I went, but you still got a couple reams worth of printing credits. I actually printed out a few books worth of recipes with what I had left over each semester.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got to schmooze. Nothing can stop the Schmooze.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, expecting someone to not be into forcibly cannibalizing concubines is a really REALLY low bar. I expect that out of almost everyone I meet. I'd be disappointed if the guy I stood behind at the gas station was into that.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I make sure to constantly struggle with mental illness. It's called being upfront.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's from a copypasta. They just didn't do a good job introducing it into the conversation.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bananas are the devil's fruit. For paradise was lost when Eve offered Adam the fruit of the banana tree.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in a nice neighborhood now. A while back, cops came to my door saying they traced a call from someone being held against their will to my house. I said it was just me here and they left immediately.

When I lived in a much poorer part of town, the cops busted my door down for a noise complaint when no one was even home.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can always assume they are talking about "The Jews". Even if its not directly who they meant, you get there eventually.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always call it the New Divine Right. People used to think royalty were inherently better when really it was them being the few who got things like proper nutrition and literacy. Now they have professional cosmetologists and coaching to try to look better than the common people.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, the fact that the speed of light is becoming too slow for goings on on Earth really makes me give God the side eye.

Like, you really made multiple galaxies only to have physics sputter at only 1 planet?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's good. I'm using that.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you have to kill 3 people to be a serial killer, and Uber usually steps in after the first two.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How I long for the days when I only had irrational fears.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't have it bad to that extent, but I do wonder how much better my childhood would have been financially had both my parents not struggled with substance abuse. As a working adult now, I dont think I could fit a drinking problem into my budget, so I have no idea how they did with kids on top of that.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, well, they kinda burnt bridges with the original Claptrap actor, so that was never going to happen.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Their worldview hinges on the idea that everyone secretly agrees with them, but also they need to be careful how they word their ideas because everyone will turn on them despite secretly agreeing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he try selling them a timeshare while he was at it?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Duh, the Deep State's orbital tesla cannon.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even think death of old age is safe at this point. If there's anything even slightly unusual about it, the conspiracies will just pour out.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tried that with my father for a few years. It did not work out.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Those shorts got me into Steven Universe and Dan Vs.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddamn, I never put that together

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

PS1 effects also explains the ridiculous headlight strength on them.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The company I work for had layoffs a few months ago, and barely a day goes by without the system fucking up tremendously now.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's something about transphobia that makes people do that.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's kind of amazing how extreme Musk has become, where he can make anyone look like the good guy in comparison.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

In this case, most goes to the needy souls who own luxury hotels and vineyards.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How dare Ukraine waste resources repelling an invasion from an authoritarian and corrupt nation!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Both so sad they had to retcon them to be less depressing

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0