Talahar

3539 pts ยท April 12, 2016


And now she's ugly inside AND outside.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Couldn't have happened to a shittier dog killer.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's so far up Trump's ass he can see JD's shoes.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The notion that there is a whole civilization of rat people living right under our Empire's cities is unrealistic, ridiculous and frankly borders on the heretical.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Trump wouldn't even piss on her if she were on fire. And way too many morons don't realize this.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To the rest of the world, the US seems so stupid, if it weren't for all the shootings, we wouldn't even know you guys had schools.

2 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Syphilitic dementia.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, that showe scene...

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

instant +1 for names!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if her butthole is jealous of all the excrement that comes out of her mouth.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He wouldn't even urinate on you if you were on fire.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't spell homeowner without meow.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Look, I think that's a tornado!", his eyes seem to say.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With a cactus.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Neither the depth nor the warmth.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In my adult life I've shat myself four times. Three of those times were in the last five years. Not one of those was a fart I shouldn't have trusted, but rather not making it to the bathroom in time. I'm 47. I hear this will only get more interesting in the future. Buckle up, kids, we're going on an adventure! :D

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is fine.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bomb the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure! I kid, i kid. The dream of the nineties is alive in Portland! <3

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Colin!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the actual fuck?!

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mickey is a nickname used by friends. And Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tony Stark built this in a cave! With a bunch of scraps!!!

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not even the sliver of a doubt.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this before or after he gobbles Putin's knob?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but I believed for 20 years that it was actually illegal to turn on that light, because my dad couldn't talk to me like a real fucking human being. Just saying.

7 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not going to lie.... Pencil skirts and nylons really do it for me.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Really? They are fucking surprised? I bet they are faking. And not very good at it.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God to know: OP is easily amused. :D

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5