3539 pts ยท April 12, 2016
And now she's ugly inside AND outside.
Couldn't have happened to a shittier dog killer.
He's so far up Trump's ass he can see JD's shoes.
If only.
The notion that there is a whole civilization of rat people living right under our Empire's cities is unrealistic, ridiculous and frankly borders on the heretical.
Trump wouldn't even piss on her if she were on fire. And way too many morons don't realize this.
To the rest of the world, the US seems so stupid, if it weren't for all the shootings, we wouldn't even know you guys had schools.
Syphilitic dementia.
Oh, that showe scene...
instant +1 for names!
I wonder if her butthole is jealous of all the excrement that comes out of her mouth.
He wouldn't even urinate on you if you were on fire.
You can't spell homeowner without meow.
'Look, I think that's a tornado!", his eyes seem to say.
With a cactus.
Neither the depth nor the warmth.
In my adult life I've shat myself four times. Three of those times were in the last five years. Not one of those was a fart I shouldn't have trusted, but rather not making it to the bathroom in time. I'm 47. I hear this will only get more interesting in the future. Buckle up, kids, we're going on an adventure! :D
This is fine.
Bomb the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure! I kid, i kid. The dream of the nineties is alive in Portland! <3
Colin!
What the actual fuck?!
Mickey is a nickname used by friends. And Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.
Tony Stark built this in a cave! With a bunch of scraps!!!
Not even the sliver of a doubt.
Is this before or after he gobbles Putin's knob?
Yeah, but I believed for 20 years that it was actually illegal to turn on that light, because my dad couldn't talk to me like a real fucking human being. Just saying.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Not going to lie.... Pencil skirts and nylons really do it for me.
Really? They are fucking surprised? I bet they are faking. And not very good at it.
God to know: OP is easily amused. :D
And now she's ugly inside AND outside.
Couldn't have happened to a shittier dog killer.
He's so far up Trump's ass he can see JD's shoes.
If only.
The notion that there is a whole civilization of rat people living right under our Empire's cities is unrealistic, ridiculous and frankly borders on the heretical.
Trump wouldn't even piss on her if she were on fire. And way too many morons don't realize this.
To the rest of the world, the US seems so stupid, if it weren't for all the shootings, we wouldn't even know you guys had schools.
Syphilitic dementia.
Oh, that showe scene...
instant +1 for names!
I wonder if her butthole is jealous of all the excrement that comes out of her mouth.
He wouldn't even urinate on you if you were on fire.
You can't spell homeowner without meow.
'Look, I think that's a tornado!", his eyes seem to say.
With a cactus.
Neither the depth nor the warmth.
In my adult life I've shat myself four times. Three of those times were in the last five years. Not one of those was a fart I shouldn't have trusted, but rather not making it to the bathroom in time. I'm 47. I hear this will only get more interesting in the future. Buckle up, kids, we're going on an adventure! :D
This is fine.
Bomb the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure! I kid, i kid. The dream of the nineties is alive in Portland! <3
Colin!
What the actual fuck?!
Mickey is a nickname used by friends. And Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.
Tony Stark built this in a cave! With a bunch of scraps!!!
Not even the sliver of a doubt.
Is this before or after he gobbles Putin's knob?
Yeah, but I believed for 20 years that it was actually illegal to turn on that light, because my dad couldn't talk to me like a real fucking human being. Just saying.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Not going to lie.... Pencil skirts and nylons really do it for me.
Really? They are fucking surprised? I bet they are faking. And not very good at it.
God to know: OP is easily amused. :D