TacoRocket

28874 pts ยท March 25, 2012


Punk as fuck Kawaii till I die Live long and prosper The Dude abides Me in a bear hat with Mjolnir http://imgur.com/DdxSzbU

It's called the Golden Rule, you're just letting other people go first.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She seems nice

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that mad bastard actually trying to dance?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the gods that are all made up

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Also, invest in education because this county is stupid. Looking at you, 54% of the adult population that can't read above a 6th grade level

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When TNG was on Netflix, the parental warnings at the beginning of every episode were for Sex and Fear

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*ahem* POP! POP!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The people at the shelter thought our Luna was too mean for anyone to adopt, but it ended up playing out like this with slightly less blood

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahh yes, Hollywood, our nation's governing body. Get a little more upset about the former presidents and Supreme Court justices, please.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

They all deserve access to abortions if they want and/or need. Sorry, this effects us all.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hard pass on the Cream of Mold sauce, thank you.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You have my ax! Incredibly underrated for how much fun it is

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If she lived in a world that allowed all 5, I bet she would be

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We literally made money up. Shit's imaginary. It's only worth as much as we believe it is, and since they won't let us have any, fuck it

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

...he might have a little trouble hearing that shout out...

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

But do you hear the '59 sound coming through your grandfather's radio?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the faun doesn't move from that exact spot for days, it means the mom isn't able to retrieve it. It will wait. A day or two is normal.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! That's exactly why that little dude is in the bushes, the mom left it there on purpose, cover against predators while she forages

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You mean that, somehow, maybe the character of a person can come through if you don't judge them entirely base on looks? Naa, fuck all that

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is... is that a baked purtato?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#33 Cadillacs & Dinosaurs is a comic book from the 90s that has a spinoff cartoon, and they're both the coolest things ever

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't Nam, Smokey, there are rules!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Our shelter cat started aloof. When she realized that she was home and safe forever, this is exactly what I started coming home to every day

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

False: I did the dinner/date combo regularly because I had to know if she was a movie talker or not. It's a deal breaker for some

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IT BELONGS SOLELY TO THE 1970s! NOWHEN ELSE!

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

His name is Ash. Housewares.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Maybe, but we need him.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Electric BOOBaloo, amiright? Guys?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is absolute fucking gold, thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0