TRexasaurusRex

171 pts ยท October 23, 2016


Alone in the world was a little catDoug

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hal and Lois could

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was gonna say the same thing about the wiper fluid and I'm from Chicago too! I haven't washed my windshield in at least a week & a half

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We call that "Pooh Bearing" in my house

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

But they do get better haircuts. Much, much better

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

His little brown eyebrow spots appear to have fallen off :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No the kitchen is FROM ikea. He bought the house at bottom of market...mentions this in the same post.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A little further...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cat is the fifth best dog

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mitten kitten :)

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If he looked like Gilbert Grape I'd call him Cletus and let him fuck me in the butthole

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was a sk8ter dog he said see you l8ter dog

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But this was actually Busch stadium...smart kitty hates the Cardinals!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Which is water that's lying about being milk

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Much better than a bog. Dog head, bird ass. It'll eat your shoes and then shit all over your car windshield.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, #30 is only partly true. Both sets have to be identical. Fraternal twins are no more genetically similar than other siblings.

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

I googled it. Meat doesn't rot in your gut but beans, grains, onions, etc. do. Your cancer statement was accurate but not the last half

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It takes one finger poke to click on chuck's link to look at the pic or one finger poke to open up chuck's comment to see the embedded image

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't imply anything about the way embedding works.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

So it's too much work to click on a link but you have to click on the comment to view the subcomment with the embedded image? Logic

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Do links not work for most ppl on the app? I'm on mobile & don't ever have issues or understand comments like this. Is it an OS difference?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nope. #15, #24 & #35. Not talking about #28

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm the other end of the spectrum. Makes vet visits funny when they ask for 1st & last name. My pup is T-Rex Lynch and I giggle every time

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cats are rescued from the streets all the time. Estimates in US are up to 70 million strays. There're no vacuums on the streets

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

My dogs name is TRex, my name is Ellie, my husbands name is Ian. Don't insult my intelligence.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure he means #4. Those aren't painful shoe blisters. They're cuts from shaving the ankles

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I like how she wears her wedding ring until those pregnant fingers just get too damn fat

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Crappopotamus. Crappo for short

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1