TORQD

10535 pts ยท August 9, 2018


Matthew 25:40-45; conservative "Christians" going straight to hell Matthew 7:6; and here's why I don't "reAcH acRosS thE AisLe"

New fetish, who dis?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

#1 Two scorpions, and Pycho Krieg from Borderlands 2 and 3. I'll be fine. Drenched in gore, but fine.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How big of a pooper scooper do you need for a dog that size?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This...this actually solves a problem I've had with Huevos en Fuego: Not hearty enough. I think I can tweak this into something eminently tasty. And it's a 1-dish easy build. Thanks!

3 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Love that guy. He was awesome in Fallout

3 days ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 3

4000+ pounds? How big are those freakin clams?!

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're adorkable! Some day you will make some psychopathic war criminal very grateful and happy. I wish you future kids well =)

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I don't mean to diminish your victory, but I think that I'd be willing to *entertain* the idea of cancer if it would get me some of them mussels. Dayum

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With no respect, due or otherwise, I hope that hateful bogot died alone and afraid.

6 days ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 4

I feel it important that we all remember that Sean Penn (noted goat extortionist beneathe the bridge) actually *cheated* on her. So there, if you ever feel dumb, remember that Sean Penn is dumber than you.

6 days ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Yeah, this guy. Just look at him. Such a jerk

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This asshole's betrayal hits worse than Sinema's. Glad to read that work is already under way to primary his dain bramaged ass

1 week ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Great article, well worth the read. Thx for posting

1 week ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 3

*croutons

1 week ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Harris is a right-biased pollster known for asking leading questions that support right-wing narratives. You're correct to call BS on their results

1 week ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Gimme gimme, my body is ready for this

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a Harrier from this angle.

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I cannot internet without AdGuard. Totally worth it. As mad as you are (and have every reason to be), maybe check out an ad blocker for your own peace of mind

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These pencil-dick fascists, I swear, there is no bottom for them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

True, but it's the same threshold to get past a filibuster; a bill would never get to a veto point if it already hadn't gotten past a fillibuster - and that gives Senate Democrats some leverage

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well done, and great job on the base ๐Ÿ‘

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly why his threat is more empty bluster. He would have actually veto a bill to stop it, and that can still be overridden. And the Senate knows it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

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AkShuaLy... Madeira was the preferred wine from Colonial times until post-WW2. Marsala didn't become the go-to until the rise in popularity of Italian food in general in the 50's.

(This is what I learned when I googled Madeira after coming home with a bottle when I was shopping for Marsala without wearing my reading glasses and they're right next to each other on the dimly lit wine shelf and fuck you very much Safeway)

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Conan the Conqueror" could easily be adapted into a fantastic movie, just sayin'. And I wouldn't complain if they borrowed that epic line from "The Phoenix on the Sword", where a cornered King Conan says to his assassins: "Rush in and die, dogs. I was a man before I was a king!"

2 weeks ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 3

"Ahran ahrned an ahldritch harrah." Huh, yeah, Boston accent really sells it

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I agree, but take solace in the idea that the seam on that stocking is only two feet above the floor :P

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We have to feed them lighter meals spaced apart in order to avoid bloat. Once they slow down and stop playing so rough, we'll feed them more quantity less frequently

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0