TI99Kitty

81456 pts ยท July 29, 2019


I can go from sweet to snarky in under .1 second. But I *try* not to be bitchy to people online. Also, new policy: I mute anyone who uses the word "boomer." I don't know when it went from the name for my parents' generation to just a general expression of HATE for anyone over 30, but if you use the term unironically, then you're either an asshole or a FUCKING MORON. Or both. Both is good.

His paternal grandfather moved here to escape the draft in Germany, during WWI, but his mother was a Scottish immigrant. So, not even 3rd generation.

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Yeah. I'm just waiting to hear that ICE is murdering people in airports now. It won't be long before someone says something one of those Gravy Seals doesn't like, and gets publicly murdered.

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Look, for the foreseeable future, the U.S. should be marked on all maps with "Do not enter. Here there be monsters."

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He talked to the same person he talks to in all those stories where "a big guy, never cries" comes up to him, with tears in his eyes, and thanks him for doing such a wonderful job as president.

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He hates "windmills" because Scotland refused to take down some wind turbines that were visible from his golf course and "ruined the view."

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#36 - So, my takeaway from this is love is toxic?

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Oh, and not just the Hot Wheels. We had all kinds of adult collectors going after the new cases of toys. There were a couple of guys who would come up from Mexico, looking for Disney Cars merch, and guys who were after TransFormers. There were even Barbie, Bratz, and MLP collectors.

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I don't think so. I worked at Walmart, and we weren't supposed to let customers take stuff off the pallets. I had a Hot Wheels customer who would do what randomwalrus said, and our management said that was basically someone working off the clock.

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I thought that face looked familiar!

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The simplest answer: He identifies as a Socialist, and the far right has been screaming "Socialism BAD!" at least since FDR was President.

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#25 - About 5 years ago.

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"Doesn't smell like anything in here."

"What are you talking about? It smells like the dogshit you stepped in and tracked all over the place!"

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The Trump Files, starring Jeffrey Epstein

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Okay.

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Someone was trying to highlight the letters, for some reason.

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Only the good die young. :/

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Oh, wow. I'd forgotten about Mr. Wong.

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Star Truckin' across the universe
Boldly going forward 'cos we can't find "reverse"

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I used to do something similar in Ragnarok Online. The server I played on, a lot of people used Glastheim Prison to level up. There were a bunch of us who were higher level and would hang out there to help keep the newbies alive.

My favorite thing to do was run my Priestess, because there were a lot of undead and demonic mobs in there, and I'd basically just buff and heal other players and debuff the mobs, or maybe get in a hit or two if the other players weren't doing enough damage.

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Kind of disappointed no one has posted the follow-up gif.

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I think they're taking the bit about Democrats covering up to mean voters, rather than the Dems in office.

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Yeah, the SAVE act passed the House. That means it's up to the Senate to show some ethics and vote it down.

So, yeah, the midterms are fucked.

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"I'm rubber, and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." -- the world's oldest 5-year-old.

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*dead parasite. And it probably died of malnutrition.

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He *doesn't* That's the point. That's why he's anti-vax, and why he swears by drinking raw milk.

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This is the guy who brags that he only got through college because he was doing heroin.

That's not the flex you think it is, Wormbrain.

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