MRW I get hit with a chair and try to pretend it doesn't hurt

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MRW I'm on the keys and a fly hunny walk in

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Boyfriend shopping level: all out of fucks

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67

Note to self: remove fitbit before wank

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Saw the most stereotypically Eastern European photo on the newspaper today

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Hand dryer from a local bar near me. Seems healthy.

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