Syfi Giggle is my gaming name. I hate people, and the internet is my friend. Also, I have a cat (Handsome Jack). And I have a human I am fond of, who is actually at this moment talking to me about dinosaurs (which is cool). My life is crappy. With my crappy apartment, a Lazy Boy sofa I got for $50 at the thrift, and a laptop my human's frined gave to me with viruses from porn. I like things...I also like stuff. I'm great with people as long as it's brief and entertaining. Give me steak.
Isn't it always?
Same.
I checked three names before this one.... I though I was safe...I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE!!!
I did too. Such a shame this seemed like a good one.
Two Gnars? What is this, normals?
Axe's ads keep getting weirder and weirder.
Yeah, public transportation is the worst.
Channing Tatum
Saving for LOTS of later use.
Saving for LOTS of later use.
Head on, apply directly to the forehead.
W-w-what's progressive is *burp* you shutting the hell up *burp* Morty.
Back in the *burp* car Morty!
I see Gangplank has a new skin.
Am I the only one who's impressed instead of mad?
This gave me shivers. ♡
I'll catch you on the flippity flop.
Me too!
Waited for a few and then threw my phone. You owe me a new phone.
When you find a spider on your towel.
What that guy said.
I don't see why not.
Somebody get the salsa.
You've just saved so many people from ruining their meals.
I'm pretty sure it's happening at 22 for me. But what do I know? *arm falls off*
...wait.
My grandma bangs harder than that for clown fish.
https://youtu.be/xKR5kk1rZTY
This is the best way to eat that kind of ice cream. You just slurp it out from the bottom. ...Also, that's what she said.
It's below zero. Your penis would take shape of a vagina too.