SwordBomb

176 pts ยท April 22, 2017


Instructions unclear, tried this to get my first ever friend. She replied "I love you too". Still friendless.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Might have if they were faster about it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, what do you mean pondering? All I see is the Police Department's assets...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My profession is a hopeless husk of flesh with no meaning to existence whatsoever.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best Oklahoma can give you, as far as I can tell, is that Oklahoma City has a Museum dedicated to retired military weaponry, iirc.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would work if they haven't already made phones as fragile as sheets of paper both externally AND internally. Everything breaks them.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does not exist.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the proper name you're looking for is "Chandelier".

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Multiply it by 10 and you've got EA. That's just Bethesda.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend has a Teacup Yorkie named Bambi and for a second I thought you had cloned her dog.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the odd one out having a healthy sleep schedule? That one's too weird and outlandish for most people, but that's okay.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goldfish Cracker

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Joker is crazy, but he's not stupid. He's definitely a lot smarter than Yoshi, who committed tax fraud.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Honestly, if you're going to so something like this at least give an extra large tip with it so that the employee feels at little compelled.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And that's why I don't commission people for art. Because I'm broke and can't pay up front. Oh well, back to Google Image Searching.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No matter the size you're still going to lose at least one of those.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the Psychologist was greatly disturbed by the Chemist's lack of reaction to the death of two scientists...

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If this was EA the Cheese and Sauce would be considered Premium Only...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who just wants cuddles, gosh darnit. Being touch starved hurts and sometimes it's unbearable and makes people almost feral. (2)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And this is the exact reason why I have seen numerous people be proud to be single. Why am I different? Because I'm a gullible guy (1)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To the Spy it sure is one...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And this is why I'm jealous of people that can make art. I can't even draw a decent curve and you're over here crafting this. Bravo, sir.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And this is why I try to not get involved with any public projects. Otherwise I end up getting affiliated with this shit. Thanks, OP.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I won't be scrolling by without saying Hooah. I won't be scrolling by at all.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd have to rob a bank to get enough money to have in that jar JUST to demonstrate how much I'd have to take out.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could also be tattood as 4'33, making it even more confusing for people. Especially when they think of it as height, 6'9".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"4 Minutes 33 Seconds". Yea, that song.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To any guy trying to hurt her they're definitely 9999 Armor.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Light Armor? Seems more like those are Heavy Armor to me.

7 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

DAMN this takes me back to 2010. Good ol' Toontown Online, the nostalgia is REAL.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0