"It's no wonder these things learned how to fly."
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3
38
Whenever I'm down, my pup Churro is all ears.
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5
148
When you're doin' the sex and tell her not to move b/c you don't want to finish yet and your trying to hold it back...
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13
2333
OOOHHH FUUUU--I'm good.
18
11
381
When I walk in the room naked with a boner and she's not in the mood...
13
5
347
Be the bounty hunter of your dreams.
18
10
117
MRW I realized I won't be able to give my fiancee a proper wedding...
15
29
183
Saw this when pulling into my parking space on a 96*F (35.6*C) day. Almost had a heart attack.
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170
#DGAF #YOLO #LIKEABOSS #POTATO
13
3
140
I FINALLY had the presence of mind to capture one of these milestones...Get it? MILEstones! Eh? Eh?
13
9
67
Sleepy texting is just as dangerous as drunk texting.
7
4
93
Oh, teal arrow...you so silly!
15
3
128
"Those will go perfect with my earrings!"
38
4
66
My newest friend
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8
208
Like Minds
9
8
36
I asked for half pepperoni, half cheese. I don't know how to react to this.
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38
154
Facial?
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11
1242
General curiosity: Assuming they live alone...
3
10
183
My nephew is cooler than I'll ever be.
20
9
201
More of my father's photography!
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13
315
My father's photography needs your talents, Imgurians.
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5
0
Mmmm...Rubber.
5
13
132
If she's this comfortable with you, it might be love. My fiancee.
10
2
37
If things go well, Santa might be showing you his "Oh" face.
6
3
83
I was hungover on my cousin's living room floor. They started jumping/crawling/bouncing on me. It was the cutest torture ever.
30
16
153
I tried drawing Gollum in Draw Something. This was the unintentionally perverted result.
8
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