SwarthyDirigible

2499 pts ยท July 13, 2015


In the immortal words of literally every character from "The Room"... "OH HI! "

I understand. Its all relative. Im quitting my job anyways.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This took someone a long time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How much was your bonus? Mine was 700.00. I work for a nonprofit...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When the viagra hits too soon.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats a jackhammer to the wang

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thats a lotta black

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The universe that birthed us rocks.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Lets all celebrate in our own manner!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well. My dick is too short.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

literally lol'd

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which brazzers scene this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry we got you covered.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its all he knows!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Christian here. Loved that comment. Carry on.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A wizard is never late... MOTHA FUCKA!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get learnt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Nigga you did that on purpose..."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im 27 and masturbating as I browse. My the world has grown. Kids these days.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. I read this adult novel as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oi!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This post really strikes a chord with me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

w-axing? Nope didn't think so.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is good old humanity

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alternative facts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

- The Internet

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of my penis!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I noticed too, Bruh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who SAYS rape can't contain foreplay?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone was smoking weed in that hammock.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I only Bernie Role Play... Ladies...

9 years ago | Likes 247 Dislikes 10