SustituteCipher

3739 pts ยท June 18, 2017


This is your public profile. Write something about yourself! No. You get NOTHING

i think that's taffy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And when they get too old to lay reliably you have free chicken soup

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chasing Amy and Red State were pretty good too

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

I was gonna say "because they suck" but yours is more smarter.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

You can tell by her eyes. That's a future cult leader right there.

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

I bet those steaks are as tough as shoe leather.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

(2) surprised to see a guy in a wheelchair driving and shopping for himself. I told her I'm here for cigarettes and liquor lady, but thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An older woman held the door open for me on her way out of a convenience store and said I was an inspiration, like she was genuinely (1)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They put the gas/brake on the same trigger using your index finger forward and backward, while the steering wheel is mounted on the side (1)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wicked skid correction skills, the red car was heading to go off the side of the ramp.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Inspiring" is a word with a meaning. I am disabled and I can't stand being called "inspiring" - what exactly has he inspired you to do?

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 27

You live with them for what, almost 20 years, sometimes more? If they don't already know they need to get their gaydar repaired.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just don't take the kid's nose

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Not fair that a dog has matrix time-slowing powers and I don't. I've been playing with frisbees for like twenty years!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what fat people actually believe.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I totally just made it up but it looks right.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At what point do you just throw a stick of butter on the frying pan instead of the steak? 80% fat?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 8

Faulty bungee equipment is not the worst way possible. They're still carrying unsecured selfie sticks, so there's hope for something worse

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how seeing someone write in a language you don't understand is - for one lady at least - a possible indication of nefarious plots.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Throw him in the ocean so you can name him Bob.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those poses are what the designer drew for that dress before it was made

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why did you run from a bird?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

I know it's supposed to be candy or something but if I bit into that thinking it was an apple I think I would puke

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wait five minutes until he thinks he's back in the old neighborhood playing stickhoop with the little rascals gang.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

This post is clutch.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2>/dev/null

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My alcoholic aunt used to tell me when I was a kid; if you play with fire you get burnt.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1