Superkroot

37182 pts ยท November 26, 2013


'God damnit, you got to be kind' - Kurt Vonnegut Since everyone is doing this kind of thing: If you take a picture of this and get it to the front page, I will draw whatever the top comment is, unless its an undrawable metaphysical concept or something.

Rule #1 is more of suggestion than a rule. But #2 should be enforced.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

50 states in trenchcoat pretending to be one country

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its a frog, and he doesn't want it jumping out

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The government is literally trying to orchestra a war on behest of the people who funded the 9/11 hijacksers, and doing it poorly

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's implying that the 'lot of money' he makes is attractive, perhaps because he wishes to have sex with it.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An accurate depiction of the current state of America

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

But how can they hear the sun through the vacuum of space?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only a few bits really. Loki isn't Thor's brother in the mythology, hes not even related to him or Odin, but is the father of Hel and Fenrir

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It feels exactly like whats going to happen. Its like the writers took the story they were given and ballista-ed it into the garbage.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How is this a surprise to anyone at this point? The writers have coasted thanks to GRR. On their own: they're hacks.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm not an expert on Greek mythology, but Athena always seemed to be level headed among the rest of the Olympians.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oh they knew their gods were fucking assholes. Better to be at their right hand instead of in their capricious way

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Butt stuff!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And if the listing says 'Not haunted', its super haunted. Its like Coachella but for ghosts.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You say that now, but I put 16 angry possums in a room ONE time and I lost my job at the Marriott!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But I would still like to see it. Can I?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

wait, people LIVE in Arizona!?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

We get Woody Harrelson instead, as badly hinted at in Venom, assuming it ever gets made

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont make the rules. The mouse has needs

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I scream at the idiots who voted for him instead. And they in turn scream at the American politics fanfiction known as the Deep State

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Meanwhile, everything is neatly distributed on the Mexico side, with socialized jalapenos

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Texas too. Austin banned Uber and Lyft til they could get some adequate background check system in place.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hissing, biting and scratching as well.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yes, its business. And I'm not going to buy their products because I don't want even more fucking launchers. Its just business.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if Anno 1800 is going to suck as bad 2505 or if they've learned from their mistakes. My guess is on the former.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont have a phone

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't want to rush ART, and im ok with that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That being said, those twitter posts are far too coherent to be the product of bots.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0