SumRandomMex

4730 pts · September 30, 2019


Signal dropped out. I passed out waiting for the ‘hold’ to change.

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Moments earlier: ‘For once Al Bundy can’t lose!’ - Al

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They join’n up to buy GME stocks.

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Hey Mr. Worf can’t fly! I told you I’m not Worf, I’m Michael Dorn.

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Sorry, but it has very expensive, top of the line, light curtains to prevent just that.

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We aren’t worried about the price going up. We are afraid the corporation won’t have a large enough profit.

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Anything to avoid metric.

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Our kids school throws a huge party with alcohol. The funds raised replace all other fundraising. #winning

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I am Moana! I have inside me blood of kings!

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Zoom out

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Apparently not

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I said consummate Vs! consummate!

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Yeah, but Trump just ordered (1/6/21) ANTIFA be declared a terrorist organization.

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Guess the Devil isn’t going back down to Georgia

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If I lived through two nuclear bombings I’d leave the country too!

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❤️❤️❤️❤️

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#23 music hooligans!

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#46 is why that meeting witch could have been an e-mail was a meeting.

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Tracphoc

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Hold the fucking phone! Redheads don’t actually have red hair!??!? Red onions aren’t red!!!! I know I’m colorblind, but what the hell!

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. No shit right

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Tell your dog I said hi!

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So Grogu is 60 when he dies?

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That is a great idea!

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Ok fine, what color of dragon do you want?

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/a/GaQ2KnF

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What’s it look like on the outside?

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Our Amish in NE Indiana call it an English mans disease. They account for a large portion of our positive tests

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They never should’ve been you weebs money!

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