Now I have to leave it in park forever.
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This is the third year in a row I have missed secret santa. Is it too late? I could use a little holiday cheer.
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These liars closed forever.
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The difference between Humans and Zombies is all smoke and beers. #TeamHuman
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Abs challenge? I'll show you an abs challenge.
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Good morning...
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Dillon...
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Meet Daisy
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Odd choice for restaurant bathroom wall art.
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Cockaburs vs. labradoodle
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I've been to the frontpage. Can I spend my points now?
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The TP quality at my university is quarter-ply
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Gonna get high man, I'm gonna get loose.
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My wife called this morning and was freaked out about something she saw when letting our dog out. Wet, ghost child footprints on our deck. We don't even have a ghost child.
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Somebody out there is wondering why their car hasn't sold...
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Only 90s kids will remember
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MRW my boss says we are going to watch that new space movie on Friday instead of work.
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Et tu, Brute?
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We rescued this guy yesterday. Imgur, meet Mr. President.
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When you have wieners and nipples in your post you don't even need a title.
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Mom doesn't get why we think this statue is hilarious
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She brings all of her toys outside and tries to bring all her sticks inside. I'd reason with her but she saw that we decorated an entire tree inside last month, and also, she is a dog.
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I'm not even mad this happened, maybe it's just great marketing.
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Looks like I'm going to have to find a different power source for my robot baby.
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MRW an adult coworker called our boss mom.
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Cats aren't the only ones that interrupt laptop time.
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I know you are on here. Come clean right meow.
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The force is strong with this burger...
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White girl life coach
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All is forgiven Belgium. Good beers, good cheers. -USA
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My boss just got this kitten and I need you to help name her.
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I think I've finally found the perfect homescreen for my Gear 2.
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When people don't understand the jokes in my OC
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Shut up Wesley!
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I can't wait to pay off my student loans so I can use this.
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Borrowed the bathroom key in a downtown corporate office building. Did not ask whether or not this was a joke.
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Looks like somebody accepted her offer
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Nap time
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Germaphobe salvation
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Getting ready for our new arrival
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Best store name ever.
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Hey everybody, look at my peanuts.
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Wait for it...
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Look at those next gen graphics.
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I don't normally approve of clothes on animals, but I will make an exception for our bow tie cat.
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Do you want to have this horse? Too bad, it's Nacho horse.
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Somebody is messing with their friends
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Avast me hearties, and spy me socks o' celebratin'.
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Hook stuff
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What it feels like to finally go onto facebook and not see anybody dumping ice water on their heads.
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No matter what anybody says, this is front page material.
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Front page gatekeeper.
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Dammit past self, what was so important three miles ago that you denied me this moment?
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I'm not one for words
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She comes home August 7, you will see so many pictures
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I've just had an apostrophe...We have lost so much of our shared childhood this year.
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