Successlessness

2481 pts · August 9, 2022


If there was any one word to describe my life, it would be my username.

A person with quite a discerning taste, I see.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Instructions unclear. I ended up baking 2 gallons of piss and some baking soda blended up with a Big Arch meal

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds like it would be excruciatingly painful. Almost like "the juice would not be worth the squeeze."

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But I always see my nose. 100% of the time.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That's it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, you devious bastard, you

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The biggliest, most ugly cancer

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is Cold. And it is Ready.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuckin lol

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, Lassannn.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bro we're going to get you a girl, I swear to god

2 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Holy Christ...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sirk da solay

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Extra curvy driftwood or a nice rocky outcrop. Hnnnng

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

O.O

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah.. Sad to say but you probably would have just been fatally shot, too.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

GOD! DAMN!!!!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Breaking News: Local Cat has Never Been Fed.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Turns out that cat doesn't even go there

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not even

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I didn't know people in their twenties could look this awful

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unbelievable... I watched this episode of Ren & Stimpy this morning, eating cereal, just to see this scene specifically

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow this cartoon was a lot worse than I thought 🤣

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had to read your comment with an Italian accent

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#48 hell yeah. Finally

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need a goddamn Jan Michael Vincent

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0