SuburbanCommando

33126 pts ยท June 26, 2014


Fuckin make me fgt.

Ok cousin.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just upholding the law. :D

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Because of your insurance that you already pay a shitload for though, we reduced the bill by $0.37!"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy fucking shit.. I believe those same two black SUV's are parked there according to Google Maps.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So what you're saying is...it's not a motorcycle.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean Dale Bozzio. Terry is her husband. The band was Missing Persons.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I forgot."....."I WROTE IT ON THE PAPER"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just tell her. A marriage is built on trust. Just tell her that this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, definitely works on my cat.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"You're a jew from the bronx!"

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Didn't he take a break from music and celebrity status a little bit ago though because he wanted to focus on self improvement?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Probably sprayed with a type of varnish or something that hardens.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Our calico girl just died this past weekend. She was 18 years old. :( True about the mischief. She'll be missed though.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#madlad

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Need to do the anteater one where he squares up against the cat, or maybe it was a dog.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calico cats are so freakin cute!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Has anyone ever been more relevant?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what costs a lot more though? A brand new wheel and tire.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You say "completely trained". I've been at jobs before with damn near zero training and they thought the same thing. How is your training?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 27'46" and I have no issues dating humans at all. We're all humans, right? Fellow humans?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I do as well, but I'm probably one of the few in my community who drinks it here. I think it tastes good. I taste the minerals.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had a friend who used to think it was saying that as well. We got into so many arguments about it.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's definitely an important skill set for them to lie to recruits as well.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"You'd like to think that, wouldn't you!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You probably shouldn't let your cat lick your baby.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I had no interest in that game....until now.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a good habit to get into, drinking only water. I think of drinks with calories more as treats than anything.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Especially now that he's already lost a lot of weight. It should make activities like exercise much simpler and enjoyable.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0