Ok so I have this idea and I can't find it anywhere on the net but I don't have the skills to do it yet so if you are someone with those skills.. contact me. I want to make lawn gnomes. But not just any lawn gnomes. I want to make battle hardened flamingos wearing grungy blood stained armor as they carry their gloriously bearded death gnomes into battle. I then want to go out and replace peoples lawn gnomes with my much improved version. My ultimate goal would be to get one snuck into a high class garden show.