A few random facts about me: If I could be any superhero, I would be Batman. I would then use kryptonite to steal Superman's powers and become SuperBatman. My favorite color changes based on my mood. I once met Tony Todd and he was an asshole. Though I do tend to bring that out in people, so it might be my fault. You know what, we'll just go halfsies on it. When the 10th doctor said "I don't want to go", I straight up cried for 2 blubbering minutes. I have never had a crush on a celebrity, but I have had many crushes on the characters they play. Willow Rosenberg was my first big crush. I was 16 at the time. Don't judge. I once got third prize in a beauty pageant, but then had to spend my winnings to get out of jail. Wait. Are you actually reading this? Go do something productive with your life. Just... be awesome.
This is a satirical video from The Onion. It's not actually political.
Why?
Nice cock.
That contract wouldn't hold up in court, would it? They're literally being forced to sign it or die.
Just a little on the expensive side.
Elle Silver is a piece of crap human being.
When it's an illegal order.
Our safe word when I was a kid was Electric Soap Dish. Any adult who didn't know it was not to be trusted.
1981 I was born.
If you're taking orders...
Everywhere includes international news. You get that right?
It's really not and people do.
Wait. You guys are getting ads?
That's from Doctor Who. Almost verbatim.
I know. When I found out how dirty they did Charisma Carpenter, it almost ruined Angel for me. I looked up to Joss Whedon until I found out what boiled sack of shit he really is.
🎶 Someday I'll go where there ain't no rain or snow
Till then, I travel alone
And I make my bed with the stars above my head
And dream of a place called home 🎶
Fred was one of my favorite characters and I found it hard to like Illyria at first. Fred's death was a hard episode for me.
Grr
Do you happen to live in Minnesota?