I heard there might be a monster needing slaying... or candy, either way
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0
735
Did I miss something in WWE?
587
146
81629
Let's f*ing go!!
43
21
1417
This might work...
1525
90
97556
Can.not.unsee...
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10
948
So we took my kids to the park today, but now I'm concerned about Uruk-hai roaming in the area...
15
5
504
Everyone in Houston area, after they waited for hours in Costco lines for water and emergency food, only to see the storm change course towards Louisiana.
18
2
765
I asked for some Ouzo!
17
3
612
I'm fine, why do you ask?
31
2
1041
Fine, I'll play in your little nostalgia game...
46
10
2402
Dammit, I missed my chance when we had our kids. ..
7
3
519
Ok, who had Fujiwara effect for August?
2037
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103795
Welp, so much for that...
9
3
323
Just a small request
3550
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103758
Houston motto: if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes...
45
8
2460
Is it just me?
9
20
815
Ummm... do you mind?
0
1
373
Merry Holidays and Happy Christmas!
17
5
300
References available upon request
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14
4156
Quick reminder for my South Texas friends (Houston here)
25
13
846
Come at me spoilers!!
5
3
361
Proper meeting etiquette
53
8
2036
Amazon is all about space efficiency
26
10
3169
This is not an "S", at my home planet it symbolizes Candy
8
4
654
This.must.happen
32
1
90
umm... can I have a "before" picture?
24
19
790
Well, he tried...
38
2
2076
any questions?
15
6
87
*wink*
17
4
93
Freedom!
19
7
65
At least it's not a 4-letter word
17
5
100
This isn't a pissing contest... wait, yes it is!
35
16
101
The lesser known, alternate ending to the movie "Ghost"
43
8
304
Genious!!
147
15
89
Hey, I know when I'm being mocked!!
12
2
84
you have been warned !!
7
13
121
when will this horror end....
11
10
2441
Muahahaha!!
-3
4
90
Someone got a hold of the Mountain's tomato...
14
6
1262
Just setting the record straight
15
5
96
My wife asked me to cook...
15
8
69
This was probably in the DVD deleted scenes...
60
3
5793
....just... touch it...
37
7
69
I see they are already working on the reboot...
12
5
239
As a father, this would absolutely work on me
55
14
90
I LOVE working in IT
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14
130
Superhero pranks... (source in comments)
118
10
125
Help this Mom find the last gift of her late Daughter
28
7
78
OK, you have my attention...
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20
1181
Wake up!
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84