SubgeniusMessiah

45305 pts ยท January 4, 2017


This is the nature of war: By protecting others, you save yourselves. If you only think of yourself, you'll only destroy yourself. The Church of the SubGenius is here to heal ruined members of a broken and crumbling society! It's the scorn-church for strange people! Send $3 for morbid but hilarious and thought-provoking intro booklet. Nothing like it anywhere. The Church Of The SubGenius PO BOX 181417 Cleveland Hts, OH 44118 ALSO: http://www.subgenius.com Screenshot this and get it to -100 and I'll immolate my God on July 5, 1998, X-DAY, and record it for all to see. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke! Stop being a stupid idiot that believes the first thing you find that fits your assumptions.

No one got the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's ok, he knows where you're going.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The last of the pioneers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Their loins aren't even girded.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this the first one today?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

That poop box, lol. They have no idea how lazy people are, it's cute.

9 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 1

Why. lol.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soon to be rich man.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I wonder where that one flyaway piece of whatever landed.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A water heater with some shit on top.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty much.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Start packing your bags.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The 90's called, they want their street violence back.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That pec control, though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one wants to see ads.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just suck his dick already.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Atrocity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

False.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

PENIS SNATCHING WIZARDS WILL FIND YOU AND SNATCH YOUR PENIS!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

But you couldn't stop, could you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/a/xCAp7

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The world is a cruel mistress.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're very welcome.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The nearly new dildo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DO YOU WANT KNOW PAIN?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Needs more, but good attempt.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That part made me sad, too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live by myself so my dishwasher isn't packed, but I never scrub my pans and they come out clean as new.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use the costco dishwasher pods. They're amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1