Poor buddy has an upset stomach so he is on a boiled chicken and rice diet for a bit. I think I made the rice too sticky. Still the best boy even with a fire hose as a butt.
Accurate sign at the vet is accurate
I did the thing!
Was taking our wedding pictures at a lake and a guy said GET IN THE BOAT. So we did :D
Payback is a bitch
WOOO I CAN GET MARRIED LEGALLY
When you run out of toilet paper and prairie dog your way to the store only to find only generic toilet paper.
SMH - Sometimes I just don't know how to react to these things.
I need new friends........
I grew up thinking I was allergic to dogs
Well that was a fun 5 minutes
while(true){ echo 'ffpt';}
logged my spam account I havnt touched since 2008
Alright Sarah, we need to talk about your ads!
Ate Chinese for lunch with my boss. This was the fortune I received.
We just upgraded a server......right afterwards we get an email announcing the next upgrade is now available. I want to send them this gif.
Now cut it out and glue it to the sidewalk!
To Chaz - have a better day!
Im half black and half white, unfortunately my dancing gene is from my white side so I look like this while dancing.....best part is....i dont give a fuck like this guy
I need to lose weight, gain the skills, and obtain more balls so I can do this
°o°
Apparently I searched youtube when I was in my fathers penis. The internet penetrates everything!
Storm is about to roll it.....its noon when this was taken
Went to go like a song on Pandora and noticed something interesting about the lyrics.
This is why men dont clean
MRW A spider ran across my foot while pooping. Afterwards I couldn't find it.
:(
Was going through my old submitted pictures and noticed a spelling mistake. *anually
I asked and he said yes! I get to spend the rest of my life with my best friend\love of my life.
My parents have a doll like this. He is suppose to report the kid's actions to santa.......I can never look at him the same way
As a gay man.....I think I will stay in today.
Ok i lol'd...bro
As a gay man, I run into this ALOT. When a friend finds out I am gay, they immediately think I have been hitting on them or have a crush on them. I simply tell them I dont and life moves on. However it is always in the back of their mind.
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round.
Smartass....
Dont mind me just posting some elements.
Look at all those baby chicken tenders.
Seriously, how does this person get more points per comment than most people. STOP SPAMMING! GRRR
Let me grab some ointment for that burn.
O.O
Im going to start making these. This is my first one.
I'd say that is good luck right there. CHYEA!
I host a Minecraft server. We are about to have a war. Might be interesting!
MOM!!!!!!!!!
Before and after shots of the effect of me during a final on a pencil. This is why i have to buy cheap pencils.
The most pressed button when at work and expecting a package.
We became friends afterwards.
My roommate is fucking awesome!
A black guy's charger? (Im black so it isn't racist)
For people who dont know how to edit images