Today I tested either my father's attention or his tolerance.
My grandfather's ring
Action movies have the coolest effects.
I don't remember me asking you to judge me, Netflix!
Can I take them home?
Fenton!
At least the blue stayed
Today is my birthday but all my family is miles away and my best friend is working
THUNDER
I don't know if this is a parody or if they're serious
MRW today is my birthday but I'm still on phone support
When someone makes a joke and I'm the only one who laughs
Last night my friend witnessed a shooting.
Thought you guys might like to see the cute pussy between my legs
"Yeah, dispatch? I don't know, the trailer load seems...off."
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Bet you can't beat my high score
I am become Death.
RE: RE: RE: funny!!!
I know we don't usually allow facebook
MRW I hear there's going to be a sequel to Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
What I imagine reaching the front page feels like
MRW I step on my scale
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I am the rainbow that neighs in the night.
I responded to some girl's post about having a high libido with this the other day
Some time later he was arrested for photographing underage animals
wares da fewtball
Don't buy scissors from the dollar store, folks.
And always remember to double tap.
My buddy works with an open die forge
There's a zombie on the roof...and he's playing for our little airfield.
When she looks really cute
Like a dang ol' candle in the wind.
Today, imgur's picture title glitch taught me that Nazis tried to legalize marijuana via gameshows.
I wonder what Stacy's mom would do, though.
For the first time in a long time...
MRW imgur asks me to opt into the big-gif beta.
Been trying to get back into the dating game. I'm so bad at talking about myself that this is all I can think when women ask me things.
"Where...where am I? Wh- OH SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT"
Damn I love this game
Post-Apocalyptic Armed Pedestrian Rage Simulator
So it was my niece's birthday yesterday
Been watching this pretty neat anime
I just thought I should let you all know...
The most interesting Doge in the wow
MR to all the 9/11 posts
This is how we worship in Chernarus.
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Maybe now Herr Senpai will notice me...
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I felt lonely so I bought myself four roses today.
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I do what I want
Soviet Bear is omnipresent. Even in DayZ.
Moar EVE
So apparently my cake day is the same as the US. Gif unrelated. Happy 4th, everyone.
Fuck this rock.