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59527 pts · December 4, 2013


Hello! I'm 27, I like cheese and I am a full time programmer/graphic designer/artist/music nerd/other stuff that will bore most people.

You would not like me or friend group at all. We don’t explain why our jokes are funny. Stay far away from comedy clubs as well.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 56

Then make something better yourself.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

He doesn’t have to. StarLink can be donated by anyone that has one. It works anywhere in the world.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same …

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And that’s the story about how civilians released 3% of total guns in circulation. ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Or is it money you aren’t smart enough to make yourself?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I myself got me one of dem anti-personnel Christmas trees.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only after a fun night at Buttfuckers.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too fill my toilet reservoir with milk.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have never talked since the past talk.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sounds like me when I eat Taco Bell.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Start your own business. It’s great! I work 24 hours a day.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Carrion my wayward son!

4 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

I don’t have much but would you please take $9000? I know I’m low balling but I’m desperate!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’ll be $4,561.99.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Gubment poisenin us!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I’m as limp as a noodle when all and skin is shaved from my penis.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Not on my watch.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s hard for most people to be raw.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

xX_Pu77yD35tR0yr_Xx sends his regards.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shelties are little bark boxes but you Gotta love ‘em

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My vagina has more miles on it than a 1972 Trans Am Firebird.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No but I can probably Google it and find someone.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm. I mean. Is there a reward for turning them in? If so, I’m turning myself in even though I’m a US citizen.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I voted for Satan.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1