3 pts ยท July 28, 2016
When you get shampoo in your eyes and start wondering what your guide dogs name will be
She genuinely reminds me of an old man, off my lawn you whippersnappers
Never talk to me or my sons ever again
Cats are assholes until they need help
My natural mothering instincts from within is telling me to protect this tiny plant
Spoon me oh fluffy one
This tiny human is my sacred resting place now, be gone peasants...
Suck my big fat dyke dick - Boo
When you get shampoo in your eyes and start wondering what your guide dogs name will be
She genuinely reminds me of an old man, off my lawn you whippersnappers
Never talk to me or my sons ever again
Cats are assholes until they need help
My natural mothering instincts from within is telling me to protect this tiny plant
Spoon me oh fluffy one
This tiny human is my sacred resting place now, be gone peasants...
Suck my big fat dyke dick - Boo