421 pts · December 24, 2013
I'm a random dude on the Internet who likes things.
Got a free dance once. She stopped halfway because it was Freebird.
OP will win 5th place, then.
I was playing this game a couple days ago... and I played that card. Lol
You'll get to save a whole $.25-$1.00 usually. Lol
I've seen this dude driving around a handful of times. Kind of a refreshing sight sometimes.
Borderlands 2
Were the haikus not enough to bump him from the bottom?
I see what you did there.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
Nailed it!
Nice work story you PUBlished. :)
Veddy nice!
Why are you performing a ritual with name brand water?
I really like email programs that do this nowadays. Saved me time many a time.
No escape from reality?
That job would be a minor pain in the ass.
I definitely want something like this.
Slow framerate is slow.
What are your plans today? Just chillin'?
Good to know that their quality isn't nearly as sturdy as their name sounds.
Promoted herself to Branch Manager.
When it comes to safety, there's no kitten around.
Better than a limp biscuit.
Dude looks like a character from Prison Break.
I feel you. Made a cake day post and it got a whopping -2 points. Lol
From what I understand about tattoos (I only have one, but my wife has a few), white ink is the most painful. +1 for Matt Groening style.
Getting hilariously gangbanged by the Blue Man Group.
Start small and assume more of a cuddling position as the little spoon. Not been pegged myself, but I know it's more comfy than doggy style.
He's the reason I had a mojito as my 2nd legal alcoholic drink. My friends had me take a shot of Patrón first. Lol
Got a free dance once. She stopped halfway because it was Freebird.
OP will win 5th place, then.
I was playing this game a couple days ago... and I played that card. Lol
You'll get to save a whole $.25-$1.00 usually. Lol
I've seen this dude driving around a handful of times. Kind of a refreshing sight sometimes.
Borderlands 2
Were the haikus not enough to bump him from the bottom?
I see what you did there.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
Nailed it!
Nice work story you PUBlished. :)
Veddy nice!
Why are you performing a ritual with name brand water?
I really like email programs that do this nowadays. Saved me time many a time.
No escape from reality?
That job would be a minor pain in the ass.
I definitely want something like this.
Slow framerate is slow.
What are your plans today? Just chillin'?
Good to know that their quality isn't nearly as sturdy as their name sounds.
Promoted herself to Branch Manager.
When it comes to safety, there's no kitten around.
Better than a limp biscuit.
Dude looks like a character from Prison Break.
I feel you. Made a cake day post and it got a whopping -2 points. Lol
From what I understand about tattoos (I only have one, but my wife has a few), white ink is the most painful. +1 for Matt Groening style.
Getting hilariously gangbanged by the Blue Man Group.
Start small and assume more of a cuddling position as the little spoon. Not been pegged myself, but I know it's more comfy than doggy style.
He's the reason I had a mojito as my 2nd legal alcoholic drink. My friends had me take a shot of Patrón first. Lol