Stewewy

1552 pts ยท February 19, 2017


Not gif-worthy. Was fooled. Shame on you

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moses' powers are permanent I see...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How gin know I would laugh at this?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya. She's not that bad looking if you can see past the pepperoni...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He dead...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for following directions

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So... You decided to pinch the death noodle's head? But why?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whifper...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Would you like to ford the river?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seen it, but worth another view or 20

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perfect until step on a fuckin sharp rock and it jabs right into your soul...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those lung warts will wake you up in the mornin, boy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something about a fedora that brings out the testosterone-overloaded teenage boy in me. I REALLY want to break each of their noses...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THAT will certainly trigger my freak show nightmares... Thanks you fuckin guy, you...

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

See what all that fitness gets you? Fucking betrayed by Earth itself.

7 years ago | Likes 376 Dislikes 4

If I got that note, I'm not sure if I would be excited or worried... OK, excited it is.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing like gasping for air with viscous fluid in the way.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those waves seam angry.... Oh. You sped it up... I got it....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took me way too long to realize that was a damn wall

7 years ago | Likes 472 Dislikes 3

Zombies are real man. I was one on that day. Too tired to pump gas without fucking it up

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes sense. People are zombies sometimes. A smart business would protect themselves against the walking dead. It just makes sense...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've done that before, unfortunately, but the pump had an easy disconnect. All gas stations should have those. Their fault for being cheap

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

That stamp placement is just too good +1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know my history, so I remember, but I feel like French folk don't like us. Just saying...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If you're as self conscious as she seems to be, why wear the leggings?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well thanks for ruining my childhood fucking guy.....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That is definitely the pie Jim stuck his dick in.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do France and America still have so much hostility after all the shit we have done together?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He looks happier pretending to scratch that itch than I ever actually feel. Cheers to the ex-tumor itching good boy!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's much too accurate for my taste..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1