Sternmeyer

8734 pts · November 1, 2014


差不多

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the FUCK.

4 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 2

You people will fuck anything.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, you hired my dad to do it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This requires a sense of shame from the asshole. Most of my bosses would just say "because women are all whores".

4 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 6

The fact that you're thinking about it means you're probably not trash. Trash people are too self-centered to consider their faults.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah phantom of the paradise

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Watch out for mermaids

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Coast guard. The only branch that actually protects their citizens.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

How about fuck off oculus

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUCK 'em.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta own the libs

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You got this. Wife and I didn't start until our thirties. It was great and you're never too old to start.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How am I supposed to upper deck that thing

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still use winamp. It really kicks the llama's ass.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of dog food.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The confidence of that man.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bird was ready to go to Sovngarde for her babies, and they ain't even born yet.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Molten glass enemas for the both of them.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This man taught me not to hate all Turks.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From soul to soulless in one DIY reno.

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

Always Sunny in Rimworld: The Gang Starts A Hat Factory

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

*cries in drum brake*

6 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Die you miserable red cunts.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I'm sneezing just looking at that shit, man.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Train people are fucking crazy.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Holy fuck.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

6 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

That's a lot of dog food

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8