Wednesday is the day I'm going to do it
Download tinder......realize how desperate i am for a girlfriend
It's like Christmas but better.
It's my birthday, upvotes for all! :)
MRW I go through the pantry because im broke and find and old package of Oreos
found this gem on instagram.
MRW I've heard the 789 joke a million times and just understood that it's 7 "ate" 9 thanks to some front page material... the first time I heard that joke was back in 1992.
Imgur i just realized im retarded, this girl i talked to for about two weeks had told me that she just got out of a long-term relationship and wanted to meet up with me, and i didn't make a single move.
Forgive me lord, for I have eaten mcdonalds and taco bell in the same day
Why does seeing or hearing about your ex hurt?
This is the farthest I have made it out of my shell.
ohh, is this gif not perfectly cropped?.....to bad
MRW my friend and I are eating lunch and he keeps talking about how great church is and that I should go.
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