StatutoryCrepes

692 pts · March 10, 2015


Now I know why shock collar was invented.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dammit I lost my mom a few years ago, and now know why I’m crying over a couple of otters cuddling...

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is that Camden, NJ? Can’t tell the difference...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

My bucket list is to eat a bucket of KFC and a fat bloody steak in front of PETA HQ.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As an Asian I can hear my dad saying that.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Camino del Rey? Looks like it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone has the gif of the wedding DJ slapping titties to this song?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your cat making too much noise?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m in, this sounds like a better idea than storming Area 51.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m sorry for you lost. I lost my mother at 28yrs old, I never had a kid before she passed I’m 30, always felt like I disappointed her...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which one can I put my dick in?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wa Wa never changes- “people from Boston”

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Shoresy?!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wrong Asian country bro, get your shit together.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Damn...Take your fucking upvote

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Google couchtunner, you’re welcome

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put your wiener in it!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep...story of my life

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rode the Kingda Ka in Jersey Six Flags. Yea that shit use the same tech as aircraft carrier jet launcher.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Add my comment.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The most significant journeys would remain untaken if the traveler knew how bad the most painful part would hurt.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom passed away few years ago, I know the feeling .

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you cannot do you just find one that can do.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some are worth millions...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad is 79 and my mom passed 62 they’ve been together since their 20’s.I always try to imagine how he felt when she passed. My condolences

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That dog isn’t having any our your shit in both pictures.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Play this with my best friend every sleepover on the Sega channel. He passed away now I play it to remind me of him.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s wacist!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Mail Motherfucker!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0