StateFarmIsThere

1704 pts · March 15, 2017


No such thing as too soon in this case, but there is a too late

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Wtf is a “passionate library”? I’m imagining either a themed strip club or a daytime drama tv show

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Aren’t you sharp as a Dagger

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

“Tank, we need you to load us an erection program”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Old Gregerdoodle

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BUY SOMETHING!!!

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Maybe the guy only knew 5 marvel characters

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Keith Richards is only 40, he just looks like that

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The Pope by well, how by you?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What a nerd! I bet you’re smart and successful, and have a fulfilling, happy life! NERD!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pac, but no Big? Is he in east coast heaven?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Camera has more FPS than my eyes

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You could say you won that contest on your own merit, but really, X gave it to ya

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CHEEZ-ITS!

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

And having a wonderful tiiiiiime

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Bum budadadadahh dahhh, bum budadadadahh dahhh, bum budadadadahh dahhh DAHHH! Bdddddddddddd! *fireworks*

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Ready? Ohhhhhh, who lives in a factory under the street? SPRAY GLOBE SHINE GUY!

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I thought it looked like a giant underwater tarantula was attempting to capsize the boat

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That why they call these fireworks Italian nightlights

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

He’s asking because he knows what happened to Gregories 1 through 4

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Close, it’s Antonio Falcon. He’s a pro rollerblader

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well there’s your problem, the mice are scaring all the elephants away!

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In these unprecedented times?!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ERGH! EHH! RAHHHHH!

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How is the camera being held?

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Whatever trims your chimp

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They are really taking some bold risks with the Bring It On sequels

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