StartingAnew

-240 pts ยท July 18, 2017


I'm not that Tinder guy. But since Imgur drowned me in downvotes, I'll do the only thing I can do - become a supervillain!

Well, sure, but now I want to see how low I can go.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 45

Sure

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 97

Now THAT'S an evil genius.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 68

As a self-proclaimed supervillain, I both envy and admire Disney. Remaking classic films with zero changes and getting everyone to see it?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 61

Minions? Everybody hates those guys! +1!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 50

Everyone's been DYING to see these!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 43

Ooh, disgusting! +1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 42

Oh, EVERYONE needs to see this! +1!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 30

I have learned the truth: the downvote is a lie. My negative points? Meaningless! You can't hurt me. I have ALL THE POWER! Mhuahaha!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 96

Oh, but that's just the start! Now I'll go and upvote all the disgusting, NSFW, Russian, and reposts in Usersub: Newest!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 28

~ ME! MHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 43

~ But we'll see who's laughing when I sit atop @sarah's throne, Imgur in ruins, and you licking the heels of my boot. I know the answer: ~

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 41

~ someone came to redeem a downtrodden username, you crucified him! Well, I certainly hope you've had your laughs at this hilarious joke. ~

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 42

~ leave your comments of encouragement. And when his deception was revealed, you gathered your pitchforks and lit your torches. Yet when ~

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 44

~ man. You like to pretend you care for others, like to posture sympathy for others' acclaim. You upvote my predecessor's post, and ~

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 45

~ MEANINGLESS! It's all just a cruel joke! Just a game we play to amuse ourselves, while we waste away in our apathy towards our fellow ~

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 49

~ the ground, and kicked me. That's when I realized that this site -- its memes, its meta gifs, its dumps, its reposts -- it's all ~

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 51

~ bring joy and light to all of Imgur! But you couldn't accept that! You don't believe in second chances! You spit on me, threw me to ~

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 53

~ resurrected it, brought it back to life! I was determined to start anew with StartingAnew, and take what had been used for evil and ~

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 53

Oh, but wasn't it? I took on this name when it had been abused and cast aside, destined to rot away in shame. I stepped up, and I ~

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 56

At first, I hated them. Then I tolerated them. Then I accepted them. Then I enjoyed them. Now, I relish in them. Bring it on! Downvote me!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 83

Ooh, yes. Definitely upvoting so more people can see this.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 42

Oh, no, haven't you heard? I'm starting anew!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 64

Man, I hate when people claim to be someone they're not for accolades.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 96