-240 pts ยท July 18, 2017
I'm not that Tinder guy. But since Imgur drowned me in downvotes, I'll do the only thing I can do - become a supervillain!
Well, sure, but now I want to see how low I can go.
Sure
Now THAT'S an evil genius.
As a self-proclaimed supervillain, I both envy and admire Disney. Remaking classic films with zero changes and getting everyone to see it?
Minions? Everybody hates those guys! +1!
Everyone's been DYING to see these!
Ooh, disgusting! +1
Oh, EVERYONE needs to see this! +1!
I have learned the truth: the downvote is a lie. My negative points? Meaningless! You can't hurt me. I have ALL THE POWER! Mhuahaha!
Oh, but that's just the start! Now I'll go and upvote all the disgusting, NSFW, Russian, and reposts in Usersub: Newest!
~ ME! MHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
~ But we'll see who's laughing when I sit atop @sarah's throne, Imgur in ruins, and you licking the heels of my boot. I know the answer: ~
~ someone came to redeem a downtrodden username, you crucified him! Well, I certainly hope you've had your laughs at this hilarious joke. ~
~ leave your comments of encouragement. And when his deception was revealed, you gathered your pitchforks and lit your torches. Yet when ~
~ man. You like to pretend you care for others, like to posture sympathy for others' acclaim. You upvote my predecessor's post, and ~
~ MEANINGLESS! It's all just a cruel joke! Just a game we play to amuse ourselves, while we waste away in our apathy towards our fellow ~
~ the ground, and kicked me. That's when I realized that this site -- its memes, its meta gifs, its dumps, its reposts -- it's all ~
~ bring joy and light to all of Imgur! But you couldn't accept that! You don't believe in second chances! You spit on me, threw me to ~
~ resurrected it, brought it back to life! I was determined to start anew with StartingAnew, and take what had been used for evil and ~
Oh, but wasn't it? I took on this name when it had been abused and cast aside, destined to rot away in shame. I stepped up, and I ~
At first, I hated them. Then I tolerated them. Then I accepted them. Then I enjoyed them. Now, I relish in them. Bring it on! Downvote me!
Ooh, yes. Definitely upvoting so more people can see this.
Oh, no, haven't you heard? I'm starting anew!
Man, I hate when people claim to be someone they're not for accolades.
Well, sure, but now I want to see how low I can go.
Sure
Now THAT'S an evil genius.
As a self-proclaimed supervillain, I both envy and admire Disney. Remaking classic films with zero changes and getting everyone to see it?
Minions? Everybody hates those guys! +1!
Everyone's been DYING to see these!
Ooh, disgusting! +1
Oh, EVERYONE needs to see this! +1!
I have learned the truth: the downvote is a lie. My negative points? Meaningless! You can't hurt me. I have ALL THE POWER! Mhuahaha!
Oh, but that's just the start! Now I'll go and upvote all the disgusting, NSFW, Russian, and reposts in Usersub: Newest!
~ ME! MHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
~ But we'll see who's laughing when I sit atop @sarah's throne, Imgur in ruins, and you licking the heels of my boot. I know the answer: ~
~ someone came to redeem a downtrodden username, you crucified him! Well, I certainly hope you've had your laughs at this hilarious joke. ~
~ leave your comments of encouragement. And when his deception was revealed, you gathered your pitchforks and lit your torches. Yet when ~
~ man. You like to pretend you care for others, like to posture sympathy for others' acclaim. You upvote my predecessor's post, and ~
~ MEANINGLESS! It's all just a cruel joke! Just a game we play to amuse ourselves, while we waste away in our apathy towards our fellow ~
~ the ground, and kicked me. That's when I realized that this site -- its memes, its meta gifs, its dumps, its reposts -- it's all ~
~ bring joy and light to all of Imgur! But you couldn't accept that! You don't believe in second chances! You spit on me, threw me to ~
~ resurrected it, brought it back to life! I was determined to start anew with StartingAnew, and take what had been used for evil and ~
Oh, but wasn't it? I took on this name when it had been abused and cast aside, destined to rot away in shame. I stepped up, and I ~
At first, I hated them. Then I tolerated them. Then I accepted them. Then I enjoyed them. Now, I relish in them. Bring it on! Downvote me!
Ooh, yes. Definitely upvoting so more people can see this.
Oh, no, haven't you heard? I'm starting anew!
Man, I hate when people claim to be someone they're not for accolades.