Starsfreaky

45681 pts ยท March 19, 2015


I'm not here to impress you. I do what I want.

I think you misunderstood. I was calling all corporations criminals and joking that they used to use blackberries.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With it being the corporate phone of choice Criminals have always used blackberries.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How much y'all paying for food? You okay?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That thing has 8 GB of PAN

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This man looks a lot like Mr. Torgue.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or so you think.

4 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 0

Ooooh. So the top one is the current bill, the bottom one is what will replace it.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This bill and everyone involved is trash, but the verbiage says it does NOT prohibit personnel to withhold this information.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

I thought this said "Wastewater"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before ArmaLite ever came out with the AR-15

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

AR Stands for Assault Rifle. AR-15 stands for ArmaLite rifle 15. The Germa STG was the first Assault rifle ever made damn near 20 years (1)

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 6

But who gets the first draft pick in that case? The winner or the loser?

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

That depends on the Counrty. In the US, politics has shifted so far right that centrism seems like radical leftism.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes, difference being as a cloud software I don't own the platform it's running on and therefore can't do a lot of tinkering.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As an IT professional, if this ever comes to pass I vow to break the system and share my secrets.

4 years ago | Likes 1350 Dislikes 4

I guess the NFL was just making it too hard to cheat anymore.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Dead children don't grow up with liberal ideals. Typically, educated ones do.

4 years ago | Likes 341 Dislikes 5

I need to know the name of the song in #13

4 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

Pro Choice rhetoric is against the idea that abortion is killing at all, not being in favor of killing, you absolute unit.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What if I told you, it's okay to not have kids at all.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 why the fuck Charizard so thicc though.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pope? Hardcore Gamer? Sports Buff? These seem arbitrary at best.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what you're saying is they're not firm at all.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The firm nuts across your face.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also is anyone noticing that the traditionally most racist states are searching for "Ebony"?

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

What about Colorado? Droopy Balls?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0