Starcore210

167 pts · January 1, 2014


I was just thinking that. Where did he get the tape, and if it was the her tape when did he have time to find it. And what was the excuse

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My luck there is a hell, and I’d rather wait 50 more years and see what kind of tech there is than a possible hell where I am on dial up

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also... I can not tell people to wear a mask. Even though the governor says “no mask, no over priced organic lube”.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I had a 3 dollar an hour raise.. they just took it away, governor mandated we all must wear masks in stores though.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

if this was 2001 id say _ _ _!!!. but current year so i will say fabulous.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for a second i thought someone ate all the gushy stuff and stitched the gusher back up. but nope a tick

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What i want is to catch myself seeing a memory and what i am looking at the same and notice both at the same time. I can not do it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol id be like bitch, oil company bought me my 4th house, id chug all 3 like a boss.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

didnt oakenshield die there?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this makes me itchy for some reason.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you know where hamburger comes from right?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

was thinking of that wanna be serial killer from canada in the mid 2010's. and his messed up video.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there were these 2 dudes who lose their car and aliens gave them necklaces to make boobs bigger,aliens are trying to find the tech for boobs

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what state has the best boobs over all? thats what i want to know. Down vote me idc.. i am asking the questions that need to be asked.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was just thinking that.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thanks I lol in rl.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i was joking. Id never. I am just so pissed off. I was going out with this chick this weekend and wanted extra suave. thats all :(

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Next time I will. the overtime was last minute. and Honestly... i had previous packages out there, and never an issue.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ill look into that

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I should have went AMD> 2/2... just kidding... Intel over a hot chick who let me stick it in her...../cry /smokes more weed. FUCKJ!!!!!!!!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also broke a new record.. "Omg where have you been all my life" 6 hours later, lets keep things slow. Chicks dont care about i9 9900kf 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im doing the, You dont exist method. cause i am ashamed lol. But hey.. atleast i got stoned.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont smoke weed before. Learned this many times. again last night. also learned again. dont get w/ co workers. Seriously learn from me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not low self esteem, more embarrassment.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yea that did suck. Their newest album is their swan song though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you are very right on that. A fellow psychonaut

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Sup

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I thought it was common knowledge, or the joke was anyways.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear Elon, Please make a device to add 6 inches to my Johnson. Plus if everyone had big wieners, there would be no SUVs. help the ozone bro

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My mom caught me rubbing it out once and ever since then... she has had a plethora of jokes. I admit they are funny lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0