I can't have a tree again this year, send me your Christmas tree photos, please.
Wesołych Świąt!
Let's hope the Bakers are whisked off to jail.
I needed this in my life
That time I shot a UFO.
A better name for the flattest pop of all time.
MRW I say have a good day and they say have a great day so I say bless you so they say bless your whole family, so you are now locked in a battle to see who out polites who until one if you is the other's kids' godmother and has to bake cupcakes for ...
I've got nothing left to give
MRW I keep my phone in my bra, on vibrate, and my man texts me gibberish 20 times to perk me up on a hard day at work.
The level of anxiety this is causing is too damn high
Teddy the Dancing Pup
True love
Let's play a game, what nasty thing did I shove a camera in for this photo?
Creepy Crawly Aaaaws: Luna Moth Edition
MRW My New BF Wants My Imgur Username So He Can Stalk My Profile
Old School "Selfies" When It Took Effort
When even the ATM is trying to punk you
Ramen Only Diet No More
MRW my date wants to meet at the pinball arcade
Well, he has welcomed me into the promised land.
Lesson Learned: Don't Be Like Me
Bill OReilly Isthe new Godzilla.
Death is near; the vultures are following me to work now.