StandingMan

1599 pts · August 12, 2015


How did i get here? please let me out.

Overimorgen in norwegian, we also have "overigår/forgårs" for the day before yesterday

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am sorry.. does your country charge people to enter a national park...?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "this is still America" line always gets me (as a non-American) that country was always full of trash, just with better propaganda.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it's been too long now, the americans have proven themselves completely spineless, and they will bring everyone else down with them as they insisted on having the biggest stick on the playground before handing it over to the worst people in existence.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

* disclaimer: opinion written while really drunk, still smarter than the average american

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Fuck that, i am definitely an alcoholic by this point and that fucking country is still ruled by fucking scum, voted in by the most self centered and undereducated population in modern history

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

#20 Can someone explain this one to me? whats french about it? This is the standard in every civilized country, the only way you actually get old in your job..

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Do you hear the people sing.."

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are supposed to, left foot on the clutch and the right on gas and brake.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OOH

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ukraine is holding their own by themselves, two years on - without any outside personel involvement out of fear of triggering russian nukes.

How is that relevant to Russia attacking NATO?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, but unless the US joins the war on the russian side, NATO would likely win easily against Putin without the US

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While i agree that Trump has to go, "Putin invades Europe" sounds like you guys are seriously overestimating your influence, and underestimating ours

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about it has anything to do with America?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Many float, these do not, they are standing on the seabed.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thats racist.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Also applies to the last one

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But he might be, i mean we don't know

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know that to do with this..

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you open your mind too much your brain will fall out - Tim Minchin

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Then you need to go watch Stargate SG-1

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I am okay with the french guillotining that man

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Bald too eh?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Seriously though, you guys back soon? this infighting is kinda ruining our chances to play with the other superpowers

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh unexpected, sorry, i thought you were occupied with sending warships as a response to fishing disputes

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Now you are back to the US again

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

If there is rarely magic involved, you are with the wrong person.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have probably heard about many people who noone alive today has met

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Postponed because of the weather

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0