StandardDeviant

94795 pts ยท October 23, 2014


Wait, where am I? How did I get here? Where's my kidney?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"...what I think is right" yeah sure buddy

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

How the fuck are you going to get more teacher if you don't pay and treat them well?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Inverse cube law. The explosive force is exponentially less powerful the further away you are. Mines are deadly if you're right next to them

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The intended recipient was an orange. A cut orange is a death threat.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*is* a cool game

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Yes, but not on purpose" is the correct answer

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Water heater in basement, shower on second floor

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Oi, cunt, what time is it?"

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

That man is a US Senator now, watch how you speak of him

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cangarejos you son of a bitch

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When all I've done is put someone's brain in a metal box with wires going into it. (2/2)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not an artifical leaf, though, that's leaf material cleverly displayed in an artificial way. It's like saying I've made an AI (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I could favorite comments

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I bet it's Jimmy Carter

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm glad they're not tracking my personal data well enough to pull that off, tbh

7 years ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 1

Will be coming here for a habitable planet, and if they don't play nice, we can make it completely uninhabitable for everyone forever (2/2)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But unlike the native Americans, we have the power to completely ruin our planet ourselves with our doomsday weapons. Odds are they (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or we could just hand out condoms and tell women it's okay not to have nine kids, that would probably be cheaper and faster

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or have the fine scale in proportion to their income

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But right now it's summer in Australia

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Save those emails. Run against him. When asked why you're running, say "because he sucks".

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Got a literal, audible lol from me at "chocolate shotgun"

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wonka skirted the law to make piles of money, that seems pretty selfish to me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Gimme that Megamind fade fam"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*might be moddable in a year or more

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then why even make the disc-shaped case and send it out? Why not just mail out an envelope with a card in it? Surely that would be cheaper?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If you did it with lit road flares you could use it at Polish football matches

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Given how fucking stupid most people are, I don't blame him for dumbing down his message

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2