94795 pts ยท October 23, 2014
Wait, where am I? How did I get here? Where's my kidney?
"...what I think is right" yeah sure buddy
How the fuck are you going to get more teacher if you don't pay and treat them well?
Inverse cube law. The explosive force is exponentially less powerful the further away you are. Mines are deadly if you're right next to them
The intended recipient was an orange. A cut orange is a death threat.
*is* a cool game
"Yes, but not on purpose" is the correct answer
Water heater in basement, shower on second floor
"Oi, cunt, what time is it?"
That man is a US Senator now, watch how you speak of him
Cangarejos you son of a bitch
When all I've done is put someone's brain in a metal box with wires going into it. (2/2)
That's not an artifical leaf, though, that's leaf material cleverly displayed in an artificial way. It's like saying I've made an AI (1/2)
I wish I could favorite comments
I bet it's Jimmy Carter
I'm glad they're not tracking my personal data well enough to pull that off, tbh
Will be coming here for a habitable planet, and if they don't play nice, we can make it completely uninhabitable for everyone forever (2/2)
But unlike the native Americans, we have the power to completely ruin our planet ourselves with our doomsday weapons. Odds are they (1/2)
Or we could just hand out condoms and tell women it's okay not to have nine kids, that would probably be cheaper and faster
Or have the fine scale in proportion to their income
But right now it's summer in Australia
Save those emails. Run against him. When asked why you're running, say "because he sucks".
Got a literal, audible lol from me at "chocolate shotgun"
Wonka skirted the law to make piles of money, that seems pretty selfish to me
"Gimme that Megamind fade fam"
*might be moddable in a year or more
Then why even make the disc-shaped case and send it out? Why not just mail out an envelope with a card in it? Surely that would be cheaper?
If you did it with lit road flares you could use it at Polish football matches
Given how fucking stupid most people are, I don't blame him for dumbing down his message
Wait, where am I? How did I get here? Where's my kidney?
"...what I think is right" yeah sure buddy
How the fuck are you going to get more teacher if you don't pay and treat them well?
Inverse cube law. The explosive force is exponentially less powerful the further away you are. Mines are deadly if you're right next to them
The intended recipient was an orange. A cut orange is a death threat.
*is* a cool game
"Yes, but not on purpose" is the correct answer
Water heater in basement, shower on second floor
"Oi, cunt, what time is it?"
That man is a US Senator now, watch how you speak of him
Cangarejos you son of a bitch
When all I've done is put someone's brain in a metal box with wires going into it. (2/2)
That's not an artifical leaf, though, that's leaf material cleverly displayed in an artificial way. It's like saying I've made an AI (1/2)
I wish I could favorite comments
I bet it's Jimmy Carter
I'm glad they're not tracking my personal data well enough to pull that off, tbh
Will be coming here for a habitable planet, and if they don't play nice, we can make it completely uninhabitable for everyone forever (2/2)
But unlike the native Americans, we have the power to completely ruin our planet ourselves with our doomsday weapons. Odds are they (1/2)
Or we could just hand out condoms and tell women it's okay not to have nine kids, that would probably be cheaper and faster
Or have the fine scale in proportion to their income
But right now it's summer in Australia
Save those emails. Run against him. When asked why you're running, say "because he sucks".
Got a literal, audible lol from me at "chocolate shotgun"
Wonka skirted the law to make piles of money, that seems pretty selfish to me
"Gimme that Megamind fade fam"
*might be moddable in a year or more
Then why even make the disc-shaped case and send it out? Why not just mail out an envelope with a card in it? Surely that would be cheaper?
If you did it with lit road flares you could use it at Polish football matches
Given how fucking stupid most people are, I don't blame him for dumbing down his message