StaggerRhythms

5720 pts ยท February 5, 2012


Yeah man, youre going to get giardia and shit yourself near to death before getting helicoptered out and given a 160k bill. Animals shit in that water.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

There are worse. Boxer beer comes in a 36 pack and tastes like drinking wishing well water thats been filled with pennies for a month. But it also does the job on the cheap.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sent this to an up and coming gardener! Thanks!!!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fancy that.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, I dont blame them at all, I was a fuckin handful. Id have fought god if he tried to give me a shot at 6 years old. I have a few memories of teams of people holding me down as i fought like a caged animal.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just one sexy, sexy horse.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When i was a kid I was having ear tubes put in, and the doc goes, "do you wanna be a fighter pilot!!?" And I immediately knew he was full of shit. Last thing I remember is fighting two nurses while the doc held the mask on my face until i ran out of breath and sucked in a lungful.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

I got a much weaker one. The heavy wet snowfall in wi a month or so ago got fuckin handled, but the extra stress drained the battery after 90 percent of the plowed out shin deep bullshit was thrown away from the end of my driveway. Does the drive in 10 to 15, light as a feather, quiet enough to run in the middle of the night. I have been buying greenworks products and recommend them. All battery stuff.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lesson you learned is "if i want to bring out the best in someone, never, ever act like my teacher".

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes; different sport, so it has a separate record.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You got adhd? Adhd has people processing caffiene differently.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Durango? My friend, do not repeat this. Dont tell anyone of this opinion.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Burnt hair in my experience

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

37? Dude has a fuckin turkey neck. Dont smoke.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First, 5 trampolines. Then we add the cat...

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ive quit for 4 years, now. I do not want to go back.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Girlfriends battery died, jumped it. I feel fucking amazing! Best christmas ever. Just cause a bunch of problems, fix em, and strut around like youre a hero, lol.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sink backed up while cooking christmas dinner. I plunged it and it blew out the pipes and black shit started pouring out from under the sink. Pulled the pipes off the wall, snaked it, got it back on. Our prime rib was in the oven, but it turns out our dumbass oven vents all heat if you shut it off. So the classic 25 minutes at 500 and keep the oven closed for 2 hours technique left us with a cold oven after an hour. There was an angel in the recipe comment section who saved us with her fix.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shorter list

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah, how are they developing these allergies?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ive seen your pizzas and i will not comment.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Deep fried rice broccoli and nuggies, i think

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is it wow, or is it i think my jaw is broken

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can do it. It sucks letting go of a substance that used to be fun but has since twisted itself around you. Youll try to trick yourself that it will be like it was, but it never will be. Youll just lose your loved ones and your job. Kick it, man.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking with your eyes closed under a blanket as the lord intended

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Use plumbers tape

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be honest, its going to be crazier than you think. Ai DMs you rent.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0