20 pts ยท January 18, 2016
My shorts are as wet and Drippy as that Brisket..
You'd be surprised, I used to handle dead bodies and fluids with those same type of gloves..
Drank myself stupid last night, woke up an hour later semi sober and had to piss like no other.
Fak.
Was in Indianapolis last week for work, @OP can you explain why it smelled like beef ramen noodles?
Some Asian screaming Fack u madder in PubG as he teleports behind me with lag powers and blows me away with a Shotgun.
Steve quit peeing in the pool!
He's a giant Douche Bront
All I see is a White line?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os3ZtVTHRjA @Op you asked for weird so here is some Anime stuff
Congrats on your Early retirement Nurse lady!
Same thing happened to a buddy but instead he walked in on her and his bestfriend in bed.
it was my First time playing and I was kinda fucking around so he wanted to teach me a lesson is pretty much how it went.
And began to Boing my character till his pelvis shattered My party was too fascinated by what was happening to help.
Landed on 1 knee in a position like I was proposing and she took it as such, Began to rip my armor off 2
2 hours into my first ever game of D&D I was Raped by a female half orc after rolling a Nat 20 on a Save from being smacked by a Door 1
I can relate.
Detachable Penis that doubles as a Hatchet.. nice..
You rang?
I got a Chuckle from it.
I won my first match because I was the only one with enough balls to go into the last safe zone.
Ok who let Picasso paint the planets?
This offends me on a Financial level.
Does this mean that there will never be Mozzarella as good as this, I feared this day would come.
+1 Punchline
Omg Fat cat is adorable!
*golf clap*
Always upvoting Doggo Dumps
I saw this yesterday while at work.. I do body removal and it was a guy who had been dead for a week and rats ate his hands.
Op Delivers *Golf clap*
My shorts are as wet and Drippy as that Brisket..
You'd be surprised, I used to handle dead bodies and fluids with those same type of gloves..
Drank myself stupid last night, woke up an hour later semi sober and had to piss like no other.
Fak.
Was in Indianapolis last week for work, @OP can you explain why it smelled like beef ramen noodles?
Some Asian screaming Fack u madder in PubG as he teleports behind me with lag powers and blows me away with a Shotgun.
Steve quit peeing in the pool!
He's a giant Douche Bront
All I see is a White line?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os3ZtVTHRjA @Op you asked for weird so here is some Anime stuff
Congrats on your Early retirement Nurse lady!
Same thing happened to a buddy but instead he walked in on her and his bestfriend in bed.
it was my First time playing and I was kinda fucking around so he wanted to teach me a lesson is pretty much how it went.
And began to Boing my character till his pelvis shattered My party was too fascinated by what was happening to help.
Landed on 1 knee in a position like I was proposing and she took it as such, Began to rip my armor off 2
2 hours into my first ever game of D&D I was Raped by a female half orc after rolling a Nat 20 on a Save from being smacked by a Door 1
I can relate.
Detachable Penis that doubles as a Hatchet.. nice..
You rang?
I got a Chuckle from it.
I won my first match because I was the only one with enough balls to go into the last safe zone.
Ok who let Picasso paint the planets?
This offends me on a Financial level.
Does this mean that there will never be Mozzarella as good as this, I feared this day would come.
+1 Punchline
Omg Fat cat is adorable!
*golf clap*
Always upvoting Doggo Dumps
I saw this yesterday while at work.. I do body removal and it was a guy who had been dead for a week and rats ate his hands.
Op Delivers *Golf clap*