I'm a dude living in the middle of the United States (plains state). I like lagers in summer, ales in winter and Kentucky bourbon whiskey year round. I credit all my chest hair to whiskey drinking. Not sure if it's the whiskey or the chest hair that keeps me warm during cold, harsh winters.
So, that doesnt mean you cant let her soak your sushi roll. It just means you never call her again after a nice seafood dinner.
Finally, someone saying puppy instead of pupper!
For some reason I read all Spider-Man's parts in a Sterling Archer voice
You're supposed to add "in bed" at the end of any fortune cookie
Does warhead candy still exist?
The dildo collection of @OP's mom!
The Society of Imgur Scientists need more evidence than just a comment, in order to verify or bust this myth
Wearing that must be what a penis feels like inside a condom
Better solicitation tactic than a Nigerian prince right here
You and everyone else with you should start a class action lawsuit for price gauging. It's illegal for them to do so due to natural disaste
It's not actually communism if you yell surprise!
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I had a roommate like that. How do people like 65 inside when it's 95 outside, but can't handle 65 inside when it's below freezing out?
Probably through the double doors right behind it
In the full video, the guy just jumps in a car and runs away
Sauce for the fries gif?
Whale, whale, whale... what do we have here?
Her reaction when losing the V card
I signed in just to upvote this CCR reference
Mobile imgur just started looping on only this picture ... bummer...
Sauce plz?
Stop abusing alcohol! End the harming of innocent beers to make these gifs
"Not as good as Lou Malnati's" - every real Chicagoan ever
Oh hai there imgur!
"Sorry, come back tomorrow between 10 am and 3 pm to cancel... our cancellation cart is full" - Time Warner, probably
New loading screen?
Stoop kid got off the stoop!
Stop being a dick, Tom!
But how was the sex the night before? Good? Bad? Just ugh?
This is the kind of thing that makes me sign in, in the morning.