SqueezedLemon

3816 pts · May 13, 2014


Just FYI, the title is german for "Beautiful Stars"

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Gimme gimme gimme!

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Next thing you should make is a saw.

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Too bad we didn't find any money with those criminals

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This is me juggling with life

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Because they still kinda love their partner and don't know the other person I guess...

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Just pretend that this is a clever response to your comment.

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"a breast"

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And that, my friends, is a prime example of utilitarianism

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In the shark

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Welcome to capitalism

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My face when I accidentally open the front camera

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Yup, thats her

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v

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I wish I weren't... *POOF!*

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10 years you say?

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More like wondering if he's still sleeping

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Sigh... *unzip*

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What words could that possibly be?

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And it's just as cringeworthy

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So youre telling me that woman is called "Dennis Fröhlich" and the creators name is "Dhampir Duellist Anya"?

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He is sitting right in the center of all those boxes

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