SqueakyCleanButthole

4804 pts ยท December 15, 2016


My butthole is squeaky-clean.

Well said!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#7 am I dumb? The presidency isn't hereditary, what line are they talking about?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 that doesn't sound like the writing of someone who knows what they're on about

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#40 absolutely in love with the artwork on this one

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hm fair point

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree with the sentiment, but that is a gross oversimplification of what Totalitarian and Apartheid mean

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 6

I've had my cat for 13 years, didn't bathe it once. Literally never had to, conveniently, they clean themselves

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That sentence should've ended after 'murdering'.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sorry, which word is Fauci supposed to be replacing in that sentence?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Desperation station

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 how to destroy someone's self-esteem for life in one step

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But the rent control proposal was challenged in court by the (former) majority party so it's back to extortionate rents in Berlin

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I swear you could use this video for anything

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#9 yo what the duck

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one with the car and the two kids will never cease to amaze me

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

#3 how sad must your life be if this is its peak

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow no way, I've been doing it wrong all this time! Thanks for clearing that up

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#32 I'm not a native English speaker, but that seems incorrect? Isn't it hundredth/-s, not "hundreds place"?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Honestly looks just like an oversized dump...I mean that in a good way

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And ppl I know were hailing Hillsong as the modern, good, and "different" church. But noooooo they're all the fucking same

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 ah yes, "sheknows", the authority on child psychology

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lubing up the ol' driveway

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 ah yes, that's his lap. And I suppose his kid sits in his shoulder

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#43 not nearly enough

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#37 as a European this was hella confusing

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 damn this is pure cringe

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#42 hey @OP thanks for making me laugh so much I cried, haven't done that in a while!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Leads nation" are you 'Muricans trying to spin this into a competition?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lovely story! *Neither

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wet ass possum just walking down the street

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1