Spuddnik

737 pts · December 11, 2014


Why are you reading this? I don't post, I don't really do anything. Since 2010 I've been a lurker, and this account doesn't really do much anyways.. Oh well, welcome to the page, I guess? Make yourself comfortable while you're here.

Brave man, sailing the sea of Ebay bot comments. Godspeed, and good luck.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He already is putting it to health. Relaxation through use of internet, lowering mental stress. Everybody's gotta unwind, man.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'd still get thrown by the "Do these feel real?" one, though. I'd take the question at face value and say yes or no... I'm not a smart man.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

OOOOHHH! OOOOHHH!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Do you hear that guys? It's the sound of barely concealed pain. Poor fella...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When the mood takes me. I never make promises on it though. And thanks!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comments like these are such a mystery to me. I have never once enjoyed or felt satisfaction from shitting.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I feel like there's some reference here I'm not getting. I've seen this comment too many times before.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(The loss of body control was a bit fucky though)

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

What was yours like? Genuine curiosity here. Mine was just a shadowy *thing* until I realized I had control over it and destroyed it.

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Never ever ever. Not unless you're truly at peace with yourself. I only have one or two things to change and it still makes me uneasy...

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

mentally formed it into a visual picture, and eased myself back into my dreams through it. Was spooky just until I realized I was the boss.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel like I'm the only guy that had a no-problem sleep paralysis experience. I saw a shape, realized what was happening, and then (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Faster, you slut!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or "Yogurt cannons", based on regional slang.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, take your arm, and touch your hand to the small of your back. You'll find the thumb points up. Either that, or I'm a genetic freak

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooh, sounds fun to watch! Can I bring popcorn?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... all the people you hear committing suicide when they seemed like the "happiest person ever". ❷

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See, the problem there is that you start rotting away inside the suit. Eventually there's nothing left. That's what happens with... ❶

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Commenting for later. I've GOT to see what's in this book...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I *hope* that's not what you're doing with babies...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waaaay ahead of you.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"SPECIAL" in more ways than one. I like you.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It isn't over when you cum. It's over when you're done hating yourself.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I just say that the game itself is really well made? I mean, I know the code is an absolute mess, but the game is solid.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I the weird one here? I just bust the nut, wait a few minutes, then keep on going. I can get about 5 done on an average.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my case, I just go, bust the nut, wait 2-3 mins, and start again. My high score is 7 times in a row. Started to hurt after 6, though.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You made me laugh! You made me real-laugh! You bastard!

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You know that feeling when you think "Ooh! I know what to post!" and then see it in the replies? Yeah... that. And +1, damnit.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0