Spoatnik

2359 pts · January 24, 2011


I remember when Reddit made this website.

Fat chance but not nearly as fat as the cat itself. Puma’s primordial pouch is a potato sack. But Izjuma is the difference between getting your face ripped off and not.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I must be thinking of Laos, Cambodia, and Vietnam.

The Asian Balkans.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wouldn’t be the Balkans without a minefield.

9 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Every accusation a confession.

9 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And in between conversations, they’re doing drugs to deal with the conversations.

10 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

MAAAA

THAT FUCKIN’ WEIRD CAT IS BACK

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The most upsetting thing about art is when it became divided into those that could make a living of it and those that couldn’t.

Art is and should be just something that humans do. Because all of us can, in one way or another.

You’re exactly right, the famous ones are just lucky.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure do!
“Look at all these homeless people!”=dudes in tents during Covid.
“Look at these empty grocery store shelves!”=pandemic scarcity.
“The Biden-Obamacare is a mess!”=healthcare companies gouging Americans.

I just want it all to end. But it just keeps getting worse, and continue until we get a Revolution French-style.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Socialism is: *actively describes life under late-stage capitalism (our current system)*

10 months ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

Calm down, stalker.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Personalized “lawyering up” so when people over you try to fuck you, you can legalese them into unfucking you.

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah TPB.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Until he does another shilling commercial with Trump or says something stupid. Give it time.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reservation Speech 🤝dudes from Brooklyn/Staten Island

“I’m sorry but I can’t fuckin’ talk without cursing.”

11 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Of all the people at work, why would you fuck with the guy that handles the money?

11 months ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

Didn’t know what to tell her*

Sorry, too much rum.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ruby gave me rum in a box
Smoking coffin nails down by the docks
He said it went well together
I just Sind what to tell her…
I said, “All my sponsors up and dropped me!”
Now I’m poor but I’m living free
Drinking rum out of a box, down by the docks

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Confirmation in my beliefs that Mike Judge is a prophet; this movie (Office Space), Idiocracy, and now Common Side Effects.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yep, love this. It’s the difference between beach muscles and parental muscles.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It’s a shorter list of what DOESN’T make you a furry.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Usually it’s a girl in the mascot’s suit, since they’re a smaller frame and it fits more easily. So…
This is hot.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 million less voters than the previous election. And Trump somehow won.

Yes, about half the country is following this idiot, but shady shit definitely went down.

1 year ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 4

Yeah, that works.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such vernacular is an insult to Oranguatans. Cheeto Shitstain Depression it is.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or Saudi Arabia! Really not a surprise at all. So what’re we gonna call the second Great Depression?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, like the ones at Dave n Bust a Nut’s.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All the better, it’s to raise awareness about privacy violating age verification laws because ironically the “anti nanny state” group of politically minded people can’t abide autonomy.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure they were brothel tokens.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#4 You are now a furry.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0