Splosions

106682 pts ยท November 8, 2016


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I had to google what "terpenes" are.....what did this blue stuff come from?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*As long as the pay is good enough

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He just shit his pants
Fuck I can smell it from over here
Why isn't anyone doing anything?
This could have been an email

11 months ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 6

Both weapons will cleave a man in half at close range.

11 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Activate instant kill!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck the labrum. All my homies hate the labrum.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can't win the game when the other team gets to make the rules.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes/No? I know it was definitely a fact in an MMO called Aion. Players would slide the character scale all the way down because you had to click on players using the mouse. Smaller characters were harder to click, female characters could get even smaller.

1 year ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Female models in FPS games are typically, physically smaller and harder to target/hit.

1 year ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Any company that launches a rocket with the intent for the booster to fall into the ocean pays a fee upfront for it.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I am not an animator, what red flags are you seeing that I should look out for?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see you already flipped the loaf so it can brown evenly on both sides.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My mom is in an Alzheimer's research group. She is getting "infusions" and cognitive tests every 2 weeks. Guess who she voted for?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Boy that sounds like defamation lawsuit if I ever heard one.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was trying to think of a way to make sure the top doesn't get lost. Chain works

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bird equivalent of

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me: I would like A,B,C, and D.
Insurance: Lol no.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

1 is a coincidence, 2 is a pattern.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have been in these rooms, and provided the perspective of the employee. I have been asked the question word for word "How do we raise morale without spending money or losing revenue?" I was shocked at first and then just laughed at how out of touch the dude was. Then had a long conversation on how proverbial pizza parties do not raise morale.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am. AZ

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Na, poor thing starved.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I told this to a former friend. He says, "Well, I'm not a Nazi". Ok, but you are supporting removing anything LGBT book related.....you Nazi dumbass. What upsets me most is he is head of cyber security. If anyone should be able to sniff out social engineering, it shoulda been him

1 year ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

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Is this the same guy...and car...that opened the bulging can of fermented fish?

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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