Splorks

839 pts · September 3, 2011


I used to think Kate Beckinsale in Underworld was the hottest a human could possibly be.
Then I saw Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Don't hit me with these negative waves so early in the morning... :(

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile in Finnish we can just say "puolillaan", which could be roughly translated as "at its half". As in, it doesn't carry any implication either towards full or empty.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddamnit, Klaus

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like we have some Tool fans reading the comments xD

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tool fans thinking Tool is somehow special for having long songs is an extremely Tool fan thing to do

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

RIP Iltasaatana.fi

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Gummed to Death by Cows" was my high school grindcore band

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Orgeon

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But what if I miss my chance of finding true love because I'm too busy pissing from all the water?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The MCU was the worst fucking thing that's ever happened to cinema

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Tool is pretty special, in that the band name also describes their fanbase.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Roses are red / Violets aren't blue / They're fucking violet / The hell's wrrong wtih you?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet if the girls had had guns of their own, this wouldn't have happened!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could we just appreciate her hotness without referring to a character she played when she was 11 years old? It's fucking creepy as shit.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yeah, now go tell that to the customers.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step-sister AND distant cousin. (Arwen's uncle Elros chose a mortal life and became the first king of Númenor, Aragorn's direct forefather.)

4 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Been using this site for 10 years now and haven't uploaded a single public image. I miss the time when this used to be just an image host.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Good list. If I start now, with a bit of luck I'll be done by Christmas.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly I prefer the "overgrown" look

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel a deep spiritual connection with that customer

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being a gigantic fucking mess of various bullshit ruined WoT, not some individual vehicle

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

The time thing is the worst. Oh, I should wake up early-ish tomorrow? Welp, better not do anything past 6pm because "gonna be bedtime soon".

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a few things in there that I can't relate to, like the hyperfocus thing. But overall this is all just scarily familiar.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're also smaller, grow in little shrubs rather than bushes, and have differently coloured flesh as well as a stronger flavour.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well they aren't *wildly* different, but still different enough that it's a reasonable distinction. Bilberry only grows wild, for one.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...most of the time when there's something Finnish and it's said to have blueberries, it's actually bilberries.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I dunno where OP is from, so I suppose this particular pie could actually have blueberries. BUT...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0